what

how did i get here i am not good with computer

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[dogpuppy]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[sunandsteel99]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

some of y'all need to act like adults, the bald man speaks wisdom again

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[wincoshopper666]

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

[lakevida]

you gotta get outta there

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[callietegoul]

[winter-wise]

Me: gosh I sure am having a nice day with all my blood inside my body

The villainous vampire:

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

its cool everyone on here is jacking off all the time

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

and everyones so excited to talk about it too. crazy

[clytemnestraaa]

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[umbralundertaker]

OH WAIT... THE WORLD IS WORTH LIVING IN!

[leona-florianova]

:3

[maskenjager]

Amaterasu

[carbonatedgatorade]

it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad

[carbonatedgatorade]

hating is ultimately a philosophy of optimism. the knowledge that things could be better, and the desire to see them improve, differentiates it from the pessimism of idle consumption.

[maybe-i-will-animals]

Müller's Platanna - Xenopus muelleri Mica, South Africa By Marius Burger, public domain source