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creepymutelilbugger

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

dateamonster

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

feastofsnakes

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

kleinergeist

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

infectiouspiss

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

todaysbird

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

spookedstarzz

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

fiollaigean

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

elliespectacular

something stupid this way sucks

raisinchallah

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that