public universal dyke

late 20s| he/they

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[todaysbird]

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

top five ways to conclude your thesis

so yeah

and I stand by that

thanks for reading

you get it now right

call me with questions I really want to talk about this more please please please

[fallout-lou-begas]

has anyone else spent all of january with "Objective: Survive" displayed on the left side of their HUD

[elogaming]

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

[ibuprofengirl]

here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[akashicrecord]

Boy Pussy Memorial Hospital and Restaurant

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[cimicherrychanga]

"i lost weight" girl i'll help you find it??? get in the car

[dambiex]

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce