[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[fitgf]

what if i show up like this

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[hotvampireadjacent]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[carolsturka]

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[orcboxer]

I work at a hotel and the other day I heard a guest talking about streaming services explaining the poob joke to another one.

it's only a matter of time before someone irl references it to me and I'm not sure what I— hold up is your name fuckblast

[thememedaddy]

[purplewondertwist]

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[fashion-runways]

STEVE O SMITH Snow White Dress 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[yossyislandd]

my mom got so mad at me today because i saw a picture of paris hilton on a coffee creamer and i was like "who is this random white woman"

[yossyislandd]

but like can you blame me. how am i supposed to know. she's just on there

[yossyislandd]

lowkey who even is she

[mortatem]

Megamind's adoptive mother!

[thememedaddy]

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr