Goth boy vibes

29 I like pumpkins I got tired of being blurry :(((

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[sophistopheles]

IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there

[slotheyes]

[infectiouspiss]

if i was a youtuber i wouldn't be taking sponsorships from stuff like audible or honey i'd be reaching out to babybel to ask if i can be paid in cheese to hype them up

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[mpregeminem]

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

[mpregeminem]

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

[scope-dogg]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[babischlong-six]

babylon 5 shitposts part 22 - londo & g'kar edition

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14] [part 15] [part 16] [part 17] [part 18] [part 19] [part 20] [part 21] [part 22]

[onion-souls]

This and Metal Gear Solid IV are the only things that actually committed to the Old Man Yaoi

[qillermeme]

[rinnegami]

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[parakeet]

who's doing this

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]