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@mothlegs
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
you guys have GOT to start half-assing more stuff at work.
I'm scrolling tumblr right now from work and I tell the boss the reports that I can bang out in 30 minutes would take an hour to finish.
this is my takeaway from Everything Everywhere All At Once
The most concise and accurate summary of everything everywhere all at once.
I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.
And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like
for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
If you’re not a trans woman you need to get way more comfortable with trans women talking about issues that don’t affect you. If you’re not a trans man you need to be ok with trans men talking about their own experiences that don’t affect you. If you’re not non binary you need to stop being weird about nonbinary people talking about the poor treatment they get for being nonbinary. If you’re not intersex you need to stop inserting yourself into conversations that aren’t about you and begging to be centered. Everyone get less self centered NOW!!!!
*barks faggily*
happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw
evergreen tweet
You have to love the disabled tgirl who sucks at living by the way. You have to
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK
It's the most Jerma-like movements possible
just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask
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Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.
Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change
Gender equality isn't about respecting women, it's about giving women the same respect that one gives men. If some guy is going out of his way to put women on a pedestal and be a gentleman and treat women like they are fragile children that you can't say "fuck" around, he is being actively less respectful of women as people than the dickhead who has no regard for human life, both preaching and practicing "equal rights, equal fights" while going windmill in the mosh pit, neither going out of his way to hit nor dodge women.
Depressing but somewhat plausible theory for any modern zombie apocalypse show that simply refuses to just call them "zombies":
Early on during the pandemic, various media corporations tried their best to cover up what was happening, and anything mentioning the word "zombie" got shadowbanned, so a mountain of euphenisms came up instead because everyone knows what you're talking about when making a post complaining about how you'd really need to go get groceries but your neighbours have ~*forgotten their manners*~ and are blocking the door.
And anyone born after the fall - or who was simply too young to remember at the time - has no knowledge of why every group seems to have a different name for the zeds, walkers, the dead, strangers, infected, visitors, etc.
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
