*after Shane gets hit in a game and falls on his ass.*
Lily: How's your ass?
Jane: Okay.
Lily: Let me see.
Jane: No.
Lily: I just wanna make sure.

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*after Shane gets hit in a game and falls on his ass.*
Lily: How's your ass?
Jane: Okay.
Lily: Let me see.
Jane: No.
Lily: I just wanna make sure.
New head canon is that Scott Hunter once fucked one of the Man in the Crease podcasters and never called him again, which is why they’re such dicks about him
so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
I just know, after raising Shane all these years, Yuna is very in tune with the likes and dislikes of her family and always likes to pick things up when she’s out.
A blanket on sale that she knows is a texture Shane will like, sesame mochi — the only dessert Shane will eat — David’s favourite brand of chocolate covered almonds (Meiji, obviously).
And when Ilya joins their family it takes a while, but Yuna notices that he always reaches for the dried mangoes when there’s a bag open, and he eats the Miss Vickies sweet and spicy ketchup chips by the handful.
So it makes sense to her that she would pick these things up when she sees them at the store and make sure her pantry is stocked for all her boys.
Ilya only finds out when they’re over at his parents on a movie night, and Shane, rummaging around the pantry for snacks groans “at this point, you have more of Ilya’s stuff than you do mine,”
“My stuff?” He asks, completely befuddled.
“Yeah, like the ketchup chips and the dried mangoes. Your snacks take up the whole pantry.”
“My snacks,” Ilya says again flatly, still not understanding. “But you all eat these.”
“I mean sure,” Shane agrees, “but my mom buys them for you. Because you like them.”
“This is true?” Ilya turns to Yuna with wide eyes.
And Yuna smiles softly at him, maybe a little sheepishly at being called out so blatantly, and shrugs.
“I mean, yes, honey. I thought you liked those snacks?”
And Ilya gets all teary and reassures her that he loves these snacks. He’s obsessed with these snacks. They are his favourite snacks.
And he starts noticing how anytime he shows interest in something, it will start showing up regularly at the Hollander household—snacks, candy, that specific Japanese soda Ilya likes with the marble.
It becomes a running joke between them that Yuna pays more attention to what Ilya likes than what Shane does (not true but the joke makes them both pleased and sappy).
Shane chasing Ilya's lips: 🤌
I know it's comic canon that Dick Grayson is an independent, financially humble & fashion-casual guy, but oh man I love the TV Titans one! He's competent on his own but he also drives his dad's sports cars, wears nice clothes, slightly entitled, a little spoiled & cries for Bruce when he's in trouble. Like come on he's the first ward & oldest son of a billionaire, TV Titans version is life-accurate (^v^)
with how deeply physical their bond is, i don't think that hollanov ever bothered to develop a safeword. i do think, though, that they developed-- by accident!-- a physical system to tell each other how they are feeling. and it definitely bleeds into their life outside the bedroom, and it's definitely subconscious at this point, and it definitely makes it into the locker room and onto the ice by the time they're both in ottawa.
which means maybe the centaurs have picked up on the fact that hey, sometimes when shane wants ilya to stop doing something, he taps his arm twice. or if ilya wants shane to move one way, he taps him three times. or if he just wants his attention, its a squeeze. which is all relatively normal, and they probably think its cute that they have an unspoken language for communicating with one another.
and then maybe-- by accident!-- it starts taking root as a thing, and then mindlessly troy or wyatt or bood accidentally double pats shane's arm to get him to stop talking to ilya for a moment, and shane thinks for a moment, that was a weird coincidence, and moves on. but then it happens again, and then maybe luca squeezes his arm to get his attention and then bood taps him three times to get him to move aside so he can walk past and shane feels himself flush to the ears and catches ilya's eyes across the room and ilya definitely noticed that too. so now what? they can't full well ask them to stop without saying, hey, so this was a sex thing. but it'd be weird to let it continue... right?
me and mymutuals playing in oursandbox with ourshane and ourilya
guys ilya domming is so important to him its so important to him...the patient NEEDS to have and exert power and be the respected and guiding hand in a dynamic to survive so bad. the patient needs to never feel acted upon without his explicit control SOOO bad. it is literally so important to me that we all understand that
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love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’
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I'm gonna say why I admire Hudson so much and why I think he's really brave. Because let's be honest, he was given a character - Shane Hollander - who is a prime example of how a white woman from yaoi kingdom writes an "exotic bottom boy character" conforming to all the Asian, feminized bottom stereotypes without giving any consideration to the racial representation.
Shane looks "pretty", his exotic looks are constantly mentioned, his body is hairless, he's smaller than his big sexy Russian top, he's on the autistic spectrum, he's ranked low in the biggest dicks list of the GCU, he's a strict bottom, he's got a tiger mom... and his race only affects his look, but not his inner world or his struggles.
I think for a more insecure actor, playing such a character would be basically a career suicide - forever being locked into the "little Asian bottom" box.
But Hudson did something amazing with Shane. Shane in the TV show is masculine in really appealing way (soft and kind, but also firm and assertive), he radiates an easy physical strength that's not inferior to the top, he's a jock, but like a smart one who shines with his love of the game, he's autistic but not a caricature, he's unapologetic about his sexual preference once he figures it out, he goes down on his knees or crawls on the bed like he's acing a challenge thrown in his face.
And Hudson goes around crassly hyping and glamorizing being a bottom, taking up space, refusing to feel shame or be embarrassed about Shane. At the same time, with his wacky, shameless humour, he also shows himself being polite, caring, considerate, charming - never as a subservience, but as a confident embodiment of non-toxic masculinity.
I'm truly at awe how he took this racial stereotype, took control of the characterisation, took control of the narrative, the discourse and elevated both Shane Hollander as a character, and Hudson Williams as an actor, who is not merely the next prince of Wasia, desirable for his looks, but someone who is capable representing more than just his race or heritage. Someone universal - with appeal for the queer community, for all people with no-filter ADHD chaos, for people valuing decency and kindness.