MiK.aEl

"I am on the line, between night and dawn. I can see tomorrow, and yesterday is gone"

[kata4a]

oh, you're horny? then name every sex position

[supergameboytwo]

face up in attack, face up in defense, face down in defense. next question

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[architectofimagination]

🤣 what tf

[rattle-my-stars]

[gay-irl]

gave me chuckles for like solid 5 minutes on a bad day

[purgawhatory]

the unofficial official art for tsoa

Alice Blake

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

I'm going to start lying about my height. Who is going to know ?

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

There are many benefits to being 8'2

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

Fish fear me, the Lakers want me.

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

Your girl tries to cut my head off with her sword but I inmediately shrink down to toddler size and book it out of there.

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

update: this shit is so fucked but the way it was leaked is incredible

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[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[vanelandia]

Robert Pattinson Breaks Down His Most Iconic Characters | British GQ

[hornetstabber]

for everyone upset that netflix's live action cowboy bebop has been cancelled, i have a great recommendation for you that might just fill that void!

[the-real-skeletor]

The kid straight up casted a fucking spell

[mint-corset]

what the fuck

[vulnerary-prince]

Gays will see a generically attractive white man with pecs and a perfectly trimmed happy trail and abandon every single one of their values

[vulnerary-prince]

Ma’am he’s a republican please snap out of it

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[otterology]

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

[backyardbob01]

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

[steelblaidd]

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

[alexseanchai]

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

[kvothe-kingkiller]

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

[officiallordvetinari]

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

[theswordwizard]

reading the first half of the comments like

[swirlypinkswirl]

My thoughts exactly!

[darkstaroverlunasea]

Cheeseburger in paradise

[elliot-amy]

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior

[docchloroplast]

Sorry singed her WHAT

[bashfulrayarts]

"His own mushroom throne"

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

margaret belongs to the void now

[veter-dan]

Why is this so funny

[palmer]

Andrew Garfield sexy Andrew Garfield shirtless Andrew Garfield leaked Andrew Garfield naked Andrew Garfield bulge

[palmer]

This isn’t Google

[palmer]

Fajita recipes

[godsarecrazy]

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

The CDC recommends…