Hi, I'm Gage Fandom, a fandom writer who wants to try encompassing everything he enjoys. I also go by Average Goat Man on TWITCH where I mostly play indie games.
Hope you have a good day, thanks for stopping by
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Not today Justin
occasionally subtle

Origami Around
wallacepolsom

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Xuebing Du

if i look back, i am lost
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast

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Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@mrfandomgage
Hi, I'm Gage Fandom, a fandom writer who wants to try encompassing everything he enjoys. I also go by Average Goat Man on TWITCH where I mostly play indie games.
Hope you have a good day, thanks for stopping by
UltraChill Podcast
Gabriel: It's nice having you on, heard you're a big fan of me, and knowing your work, I'm quite impressed
Ferryman: Thank you, Gabriel, your words feel they impart the light of the Father, even in these trying times
V1: For what happened to your ship, I'm sorry for that to happen to you
Ferryman: Oh shush, you paid your tolls, it was the Leviathan who capsized my ship, and you who slew the-
Gabriel: Wait, hold on, you paid the toll? Why? You aren't even a Christian
V1: What?
Ferryman: Oh? How is it not?
Gabriel: It's a machine, it doesn't have a soul
V1: OK, and?
Gabriel: What?
V1: I may not have a soul, but I still believe in Christ
Ferryman: How so?
Gabriel: No, you can't, without a soul you-
V1: Why not? I may not have a soul, but the reality of this religion is presented before me. Hell, you, our guest today, the lakes of fire, the layers of hell. What is presented before me shows that the religion is true, and for the Ferryman to allow me to cross is that I pay his toll, a toll for him to pay his own dues in service of our lord in heaven-
Gabriel: No! You are not allowed to invoke the Father! Even an animal has more right to worship our-
Ferryman: are you implying that animals don't have souls, when they have historically worshipped our lord?
Gabriel: . . . Son of a
Gabriel, throwing a table: BITCH
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V1: He hasn't been the same since the council took him off the Father's Light
Ferryman: Ah, withdrawals. That's part of why I'm a Ferryman.
V1: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Yeah, sometimes I miss being constantly soaked in Blood
Ferryman: What?
10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS
list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!
tyty for the tag @ecofear :3
Stanford Pines [Gravity Falls]
Zevran [Dragon Age]
Karlach [Baldur's Gate 3]
Venom [Marvel]
Zagreus [Hades Game]
Lucio [Overwatch 2]
Omen [Valorant]
Clementine [The Walking Dead games]
Inigo [Skyrim, a followers mod]
Nick Valentine [Fallout 4]
Tags, if you don't wanna dw about it! : @audhdgoku @misteria247 @localcanadiancreature62 @alinnsurana @bella-bella-bee @lapin-noire @ultimaid @onedollopofsourcream @the-trickster-of-time @feelboss
can anyone spot a theme with this list i wonder :3c
1. Itward (Fran Bow)
2. Sevika (Arcane)
3. Mato (Hollow Knight)
4. Medic (Team Fortress 2)
5. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
6. Brad Armstrong (LISA)
7. The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
8. Hosea Matthews (Red Dead Redemption 2)
9. GLaDOS (portal/portal 2)
10. King Dedede (Kirby media)
@coreplush @bluehairedemon @mxredred @herbalteashop @darker-plague @drorey
apperantly my taste in characters is 70% Guy Who Sucks (bonus points if they experience The Horrors)
1. Loop (In Stars and Time)
2. Ziggs (Hatchetverse)
3. Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)
4. Mr. Mr. Arimneas Arimneas (Pizza Game)
5. Memphis, Tennessee (SnapCube Sonic Fandubs)
6. Kris Dreemurr (UNDERTALE/deltarune)
7. Rex (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist)
8. Daniil Dankovsky (Pathologic)
9. Wheatley (Portal)
10. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
@valid-name @remitiras @meshaamem-li
@ashenpumpkin
damn you gonna make me choose only 10 fandoms and only 10 characters huh
Saiki Kusuo (the disastrous life of saiki k)
Bill Cipher (gravity falls)
Adrien Agreste (miraculous ladybug)
Danny Phantom (danny phantom)
Tenma Tsukasa (project sekai)
Wanderer (genshin impact)
Kinger (the amazing digital circus)
Yukine (noragami)
Sans Undertale (deltarune)
Hitoshi Shinso (my hero academia)
damn, you can start a boy band with these... fuck it im making a list of girls too
Komi (Komi can't communicate)
Mabel Pines (gravity falls)
Marinette Dupain-Cheng (miraculous ladybug)
Dani Phantom (danny phantom)
Otori Emu (project sekai)
Arlecchino (genshin impact)
Pomni (the amazing digital circus)
Hiyori (noragami)
Susie (deltarune)
Himiko Toga (my hero academia)
ok umm
@transmascpetewentz @thecrazyalchemist @autistic-katara @mixmangosmangoverse @gerrysherry @david-goldrock @thepandalion @shinekocreator @certified-pinkwasher @morbidlycrunchy
remembering 10 people is hard
Waaa woah ok
Yuna Yuki (Yuki Yuna is A Hero)
Miku Kohinata (Symphogear)
Rio Kuroki (Kirakira PreCure)
Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)
Aoi Kiriya (Aikatsu!)
Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)
Hunter (The Owl House)
Vendetta (Making Fiends)
Hanon Hosho (Mermaid Melody)
Sayaka Miki (Madoka Magica)
@make-pasta-not-h8 @prismagirlart @jewishicequeen @microvibing @dyke-terra @thesternest @queensparklekitten
I don't have ten people;-;
Setsuna Higashi (Fresh PreCure)
Helen D. Stortion (TMA)
Tessa Quinn (Sleepless Domain)
Rei Kizaki (Aikatsu Stars)
Cordelia Delamare (Time Princess)
Eda Clawthorne (Owl House)
Minako Aino (CSV/Sailor Moon)
Kyoko Sakura (PMMM)
Alice Dyer (TMagP) (I get to list Archives and Protocol separately right?)
Catra (SPOP)
@kenziecrystai @itsscarab @transluigi42 @citrusbian @sprucebark (i can't remember your main blog) @x-queen-of-disaster-x @bramshlam @connor-reblogs @twigstarpikachutroll22
*is tagged in something for the first time in forever*
*pulls out her sunglasses*
Lets do this.
Ten Characters, Ten Fandoms
Juniper (Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
Sparx (Ace Lightning)
Hikari Ku (Octopath Traveller 2)
Deanna Troi (Star Trek TNG)
Sparx (Spyro the Dragon)
Onishi Sumi (Wayward Children)
Undine Wells (Sleepless Domain)
Erina Zuccarin (Fools Gold)
Sam Vimes Sr. (Discworld)
Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7 Remake)
Tagging (no pressure, folks):
@bat-in-the-machine @jackalsworth @tohrinha @thewildwestpyro @theamberalice @qaraxuanzenith @whispersosoftly @hyperpsychomaniac @shardreach @blueinkedfrost
10 beloved characters (not necessarily the "only" favourite) from 10 beloved fandoms:
Commander Sam Vimes (Discworld)
Umber Holland (Mancer)
Attolis Eugenides (Queen's Thief)
Pyrrha Dve (Locked Tomb)
Emma Woodhouse (Austen)
Bertram Wooster (Wodehouse)
Arnold Judas Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
Elliot Spencer (Leverage)
Shawn Spencer (Psych)
Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
these are definitely not my only favourite fandoms or characters but it sure is a fun exercise in word association
non-compulsory tagging of @raevenlywrites @duckyskade @mjandersen @blurred-9l @elliington @islakariese @abhorsenbranwen @queenkaldwin @thefakedana @whispersosoftly
Ooh, been a hot minute since I was tagged for one of these things! Let's see... in no particular order, my favorites include but are definitely not limited to:
Frisk (Undertale)
Lan Wangji (The Untamed)
Prompto Argentum (Final Fantasy XV)
Watcher (1000XResist)
Tim Drake (DCU)
Garnet (Steven Universe)
Millie (Helluva Boss)
Danny (Danny Phantom)
Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)
Tamika Flynn (Welcome to Night Vale)
@linguisticparadox @nerdpoe @itsscarab @sweetmintchocolatewitch @phantoms-lair @moringmark @ectoimp @stealing-your-kittens @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @fernandidilly-yo
I don't even really interact with most of you, so feel free to ignore, lol
Leon Kennedy [Resident Evil]
Naoto Shirogane [Persona]
Alex Roivas [Eternal Darkness]
Tim Drake [Batman]
Valerie Grey [Danny Phantom]
Enzo Matrix [ReBoot]
Preto the Magician [Dungeons and Dragons]
Wataru Takagi [Detective Conan]
Rayne [BloodRayne] ((THE GAMES NOT THE MOVIES))
Shaggy Rogers [Scooby Doo]
Leaving the Tags open
Hi! My turn
1.Present Mic (my hero academia)
2. Marinette Du-pain chang (Miraculous Ladybug)
3.Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)
4.Twilight Sparkle(My little pony)
5.Danny Fenton Phantom (Danny phantom)
6.Tony Stark(Marvel)
7.Bruce Wayne/Batman(Batman)
8.Stephen Strange (Dr.Strange)
9.Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
10.Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
@rayshippouuchiha @englandsgirl18181234 @dcxdpdabbles @starsfoxesmagic @seananmcguire @theliteraryarchitect @thebestoftumbling @actuallyadhd @all-that-is-pokemon @babyfoxcollectionthings
Thank you for the tag @starsfoxesmagic!
Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
Portgas D. Ace (One Peice)
Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
Louise Belcher (Bobs Burger)
Timothy Drake (Batman comics and Red Robin comics)
Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper Games)
Katarina Claes (My next life as a Villiness)
Rimuru Tempest (That time I got reincarnated as a slime)
Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
I tag: @seraphichana @l1ttle-cha0s @karma-white-wee @caleism-1 @markthespot68 @anonymous-existences @wisteriavines-side @wanderwithwings @namichanth @hazelriver74
And anyone who wants to!
10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS
List ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!
(Never thought I'm gonna get tagged by you @dcxdpdabbles lol)
Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland)
Qiu Lin (Our Life: Now & Forever)
Aizawa Shouta (My Hero Academia)
Miya Atsumu (Haikyuu!!)
Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
Rafayel (Love and Deepspace)
Dark Caocao Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)
Lan Wangji (The Untamed)
Johann Chu (Dragon Raja)
I tag: @tkiesai @ace-in-disgrace @superuddertrash-blog @moss-flowers-trees @kittilumpo @anonymous-existences @quimichi @amaramizuki666 @thought-u-said-dragon-queen @a-tired-nerd
I always see you guys reblog my posts, so if you want to ignore this, it's okay. :D
In no particular order
Papyrus(Undertale)
Edward(CowboyBeBop)
Ingo(Pokemon)
Bud(Animal Crossing)
Danny Fenton/Phantom(Danny Phantom)
Len Kagamine(Vocaloid)
Sidon(Legend of Zelda)
Marina(Splatoon)
Yotsuba(Yotsuba&!)
Taiju(Dr. Stone)
I don't have 10 people but here
@kirito-kuro-no-kenshi @luminawithherdaemonlinh @kettlefire @spookberry @mrfandomgage
You summon me? Alright
William Afton (Vincent :P) (FNAF)
Undyne The Undying (Undertale)
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 (HOM3STUCK)
Mr Fizzwidget (Ratchet & Clank)
Cyrus (Pokémon)
Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Gabriel (ULTRAKILL)
Kamina (Bro) (Gurren Lagann)
Dio Brando (JJBA)
Basil (OMORI)
And that's 10 of my favorite characters from 10 different fandoms.
I've got two people in mind @stirringdrake31 @spiritflower-gardens
Gage: I don't post on this site much huh?
Alex: You posted our marriage!
Gage: That was a good day... I hope no one questions why we're Mormons
Alex: What?
Gage: I meant by context of how we married
Alex: Oh. Well why should they care? We're part of the church, but not actual believers
Gage: eh... any jokes ya got?
Alex: Well, they enjoy their Polygamy, why else would they be called Mormon(more-men)?
Gage: I think people are just going to question our pronunciation of "Mormon" then get the joke
Alex: damn it!
The Assassin’s Code states that you must take any job, no questions asked. But you are pretty sure that you have assassinated this target a few times already.
Now, I've taken many jobs before, some riskier than others. However, things took an odd turn. It all started when I got my first request to hit an average joe. I didn't remember the name at first, and the person wasn't all too special, just some middle management at a fast food chain. It was easy to get them secluded in their night shift, and I thought I wouldn't recognize them after a deep fryer bath.
Got paid, a few weeks later, new name, new store, new person asking for the hit, but then it was the same person from my last job. I ultimately thought it was a coincidence. Until it happened again. I started to question if this guy had a massive family, so I took this current name through to a colleague for some background. The odd thing was, the guy seemed to not exist months beforehand. I gave it a shrug at the time, still had a job to finish after all.
After a while, I started to get annoyed. Same man, new names and workplaces. How does he keep making enemies this fast? How does he un-flatten himself after an incident with construction equipment? How does he survive drinking cyanide? Are people really convinced when I tell them I'm getting my job done, or do they see him around everywhere too? I wanted to question everything about my living at this point, if I felt guilty about my work, or if it was all driving me insane.
My next job, I was tailing the same guy again, I wanted to find out where he lived, see if I could at least get him out of living in this city. He made a turn into a dead end alleyway, and I couldn't find him. I got another job for the same guy a week later. It's easy to say, I made my death look like an accident, and said so long to this city.
I was tagged by @agent-heather in one of those get to know me tag games, so here we go!
last song: currently listening to the Avengers Assemble album from like 2012, lmao. Current song playing is Unbroken, by Black Veil Brides
currently watching: I'm in the middle of West Wing and Agent Carter rewatches, and I'm watching The Bear for the first time. And I'm thinking about rewatching How I Met Your Mother while I still have my Hulu subscription.
three ships: Peggysous, Fitzsimmons, and, uhh.... Josh x Donna (I haven't been focused too much on shipping lately, tbh)
favorite color: green
currently consuming: the melted remnants of the ice in my caramel iced coffee (I'm spending the day writing at Dunkin Donuts)
first ship: I mean if we're talking about the first characters I looked at and thought "I want them to be boyfriend and girlfriend," then Ducky and Petrie from The Land Before Time movies when I was like three, lmao. If we're talking a ship I actually contributed to and made fanworks for, Jake and Rose from American Dragon: Jake Long when I was 13.
relationship status: single
last movie: I watched like half of Encanto the other night and then got distracted, lmao
currently working on: writing my own season three of Agent Carter since Marvel has abandoned it to the wolves. It's mine now. And it's gonna be good (*Lin Manuel Miranda voice* Just you waaaiiittt...)
Tagging @kyliafanfiction , @redvanillabee , @bulkyphrase , @castingmysilver , @mrfandomgage , @seeking-further-illumination , @everyusernamegivesmeanerror , @likea-black-widow-baby , and @mr-snailman
Ok so I got tagged, but I'm reblogging so I don't have to bother with introductions.
Last Song: The Ultrakill Soundtrack is an absolute banger, but I was also mixing in Pokémon Black and White tracks, I love them.
Currently Watching: a lot of YouTube content, I actually love movie critiques from a variety of sources and people with different mindsets, all focused on how to make something good... that and One Piece, it's real
Three Ships: you guys know I'm an Undertale fan, to some extent hopefully. Chara Frisk, Asriel Muffet, Sans Toriel. In most other things I haven't found really character dynamics I like, so Undertale it is.
Favorite Color: need I say more? Now I actually like a wide array of vibrant colors, if I was younger, I'd lean to saying either red or rainbows, but I prefer blue tones more often than not to convey a sense of calm
Currently Consuming: leftover fries like a KFC rat before jumping into the deep fryer
First Ship: Frisk Asriel, the first sign to tell me that I was gonna be a furry... yippee
Relationship Status: I'm lonely as fuck irl, lmao.
Last Movie: The last movie I watched was The Mario Movie or Puss in Boots Last Wish. Both great movies, I Like Chris Pratt as Mario, he sounds like a New Yorker, yeah he doesn't have the higher pitched voice from the games... but would you really want that for an hour? Puss in Boots Last Wish is just really good.
Currently Working On: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon fanfic and myself
Thank you @all-that-jazz-93 for including me in this, and to the people that read this. Neat.
Tagging @tkiesai @spiritflower-gardens
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
Create a fuzzy worm on a string! (last update: 2023-12-16, Christmas-themed stuff, more patterns and lots of accessories)
Would you still reblog if I was a worm?
Tagging @personalliquor @shinygemstone @50c14lly4nx10u5 and anyone who wants to join
worm
@kestrel-wylde no pressure
Thanks for the tag, 50c14l; so sorry for the late response <3
This is SO cute
Tagging some folks but no pressure, and feel free to hop on even if you weren't tagged :3
@lynxfrost13 @sammys-magical-au @lokiiied @ambrosius-goldheart @ghostlywizardchild
Ohh I did both myself and beloved Pebble
Taggin some folks!
@bi-pan-whiteout @theevilicecreamsoda @kratt09 @soybeenss @passsionfish @beanthazar @gay-disaster-tiefling @sloppy-disc
Omg this was so cute and fun, I'm gonna be sharin this one around <3 (bonus: the ad I got that really made this photo for me)
Tags: @windows98-fr @emmacantcommunicate @rahgoldov @yourslimeybuddy @its-virgo-season @oceanicrising @obsidianobelisk-fr @patchwork-fr @sweaterkitty-fluff @samdravvs @sparrow-in-boots @dovahfr @dragon-keeper @data-dork @ghostyreader-fr @green-torsos @graveyard-guardian @hapfrog @clansunsharp @nebulaelic @meowmoths @manga-toons (to my fr blog buds, I'm tagging from my main! I'm boulder-nymph :3)
haha this was fun! thanks for the tag!
@cosmoshard @chaoseclips @intotheelliwoods @karmacomesaround @diona-98
AAAA TY FOR TAG!!
These are so cute!! Heyo! @niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian @thestarfilledsea @confuzzledhooman @majachee @chaoseclips @thatonetoast I think u guys would rlly enjoy this :3<
a little lost and tangled but i got the spirit
@willow-dino @alienembers @sunnywolfsbane
:D
ooo this looks so cute!
✨beautiful✨
@lulu-nightbon @ritz-writes @willow-dino @captain-space-kin @ anyone i forgor
help me i am gay and very stupid
@real-sun-wukong-fan01 @radiance1 @askglassanon @alexcaninnit @thebladedancer1158 @waytoobsessed @everyone that sees this
Become Worm.
@starlightcat04 @f4nd0m-fun @ashfly @magimerlyn Plus anyone else who is interested.
✨Fabulous✨
Tags:
@puppetmaster13u
@purple-goo-writes
@demonic0angel
@stillpanicking
And anyone else that wishes to do this is welcome to join.
W O R M
@dragonwolf3416 @a-plethora-of-peters @garbageenthusiast @dinoloverfjuwhb @drake-359 @phoenixcatch7 @golden-buddle
This was just alot of fun to do xD
@mrfandomgage
@luminawithherdaemonlinh
Thanks for the tag, I love cute things.
@spiritflower-galaxy you'll enjoy this
reblog to save a liFE
Up to now, I have been drawing random generic suit jackets.
Never again.
Alex holds a small pen like object up to the eyes of Goat and Lynn's fused body, and inquires, "how do you feel?"
Like shit I'm ok
"Lime shok", the two mix their words trying to speak at once.
"Well, at least your eyes are following the pen", Gage chuckles.
With a smile, the wedding officiant says, "Gage and Alex, having proclaimed your love and commitment to one another in the eyes of these loved ones, and with the power vested in me by the Church of Latter Day Saints, I am happy to pronounce you and wife! You may kiss".
Gage and Alex move their right hands in coveted in silver bands to each others left cheek. They draw themselves closer, to a small crowd of happy family members and friends, and kiss one another. Their families cheer for them, with a small but joyas applause. Gage and Alex with eachother in hand step down from the podium.
"It's dinner time now, right?" Gage asks Alex.
"Hell yeah, food!" Alex cheers quietly to Gage.
The wedded couple properly meets each other's families, even though the couple expect to find similarities in their families, they're still happy to properly meet them. The furry people having a little difficulty being treated as the odd ones out in their own universe. Lynn being pet on the head by practically everyone who walks by him. Goat and FemGoat's ears being slightly tugged on. Anyone with a tail longer than a foot was stepped on several times as people were new to properly compensating them as they walked. With all these inconveniences, they still had a rather good time.
Alex and Gage get eachother food. Alex passes Gage a chicken salad with some Italian dressing, and Gage passes Alex a steak with double baked stuffed potatoes. They enjoy their time together along with their dinner. Goat and Rags sit along with them, chatting. Goat joking about Rags wearing real pants, Rags mocking how loose Goat's clothes are. They have a good time.
After time passes, Gage sits passenger watching his wife drive. Alex looks over and sees his smile from time to time.
Gage asks, "So, where are we going?"
Alex answers with a giggle, "home of course!"
Gage laughs, "are we going a long way, or?"
"Oh alright, I wanted to go to somewhere a bit special before getting home".
"Oh a surprise?"
"Yes! Uh... would you also be alright with some sword fighting?"
"Which kind?"
Alex takes a moment, "ooohh. Gage, C'mon you weirdo".
"I mean, I'm fine with either one so long as it's with you".
"Mmm maybe we can do that other one behind locked doors, I want you to get use of that old sword you haven't used in years".
"Years? I thought that was last week".
Alex chuckles, "please stop, you know what I mean".
Gage sighs, "yeah, I know, I'm just a bit nervous".
"It's going to be alright".
"Thanks dear".
After a few hours drive, and some improve road karaoke, Alex parks her car next to a lake in the mountains. A clear night's sky reflecting the stars. Alex opens her car's trunk, taking out her katana and Gage's falchion. Gage steps out of the car. Taking in the view. Alex passes him his sword.
"Oh damn, this old thing?" Gage questions, looking over the sword.
Alex giggles, walking towards the water, "yeah, I didn't run you into the ground with it, but I did take it".
Gage walks towards the water following Alex, "So how strong are we playing? Human?"
Alex walks on top of the water, thinking, "Maybe. Maybe just follow my lead".
Gage follows to the water, "your dress looks beautiful, my dear. How long will we be out here?"
"Maybe just an hour of practice, and after, show me how to use hammers the way you do?"
"Of course, and I love the dramatic setting, a starry field under my feet and above, I get to even see you twice in this lake".
"Aww, thank you, I love the sight as well, makes me think of you".
The two draw their swords in guard. Dashing across the lake, the swords clash, and the water splashes around. The two smile at each other, and truly begin their practice.
"It's nice to properly see ya again!" Gage cheers.
"It's good seeing you too, congrats by the way", Gage's friend says. He's wearing an emo aesthetic, with a vibrant but dark blue hair dye, with lovely black nails.
"Hello~ My dear~", Gage says, smiling as he walks into the room.
Alex replies, quietly, "Hey".
Gage blinks, and walks closer, "I've got my suit picked out".
"That's... Amazing, we're going to look fantastic".
"OK, You're upset and thinking about something, what's up?"
Alex sighs, "I have invitations to give to people from my original universe, but I haven't been there in years. I know you at least visit that guy from your own every once in a while, but... I haven't".
"I can do it for you, if you want".
"Thanks... I'd like that. While you're there, could you grab a memento?"
"Sure thing! What is it?"
. . .
To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.
Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
Omfg do you think this is the inspiration of the jumping dog in Dounut County?
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
I was confused by the first one
But the second one is hella cool!!
I can be the ultimate chaos gremlin...
WE CAN BE THE ULTIMATE CHAOS GREMLIN
Goat stands looking on as Gage and Alex stand behind him. He looks over a vast light grey ground and white sky.
"So, how much walking is this?" Goat questions.
Gage answers, "a few miles".
Alex responds, "actually for me I walked til I was sleep deprived, I guess my universe was much further out".
"That's why you looked depressed?"
"No I was, just very tired too".
"Oh".
"Guys I'm still here", Goat says, waving his arm.
Gage and Alex look over at Goat. They shrug and walk over to Goat. They all start traveling the vast land. After walking over an hour, the group find scarred grounds, torn with deep gashes and cuts, a crater not to far with a sword still piercing the ground and one not too fair away from the crater. Gage and Alex sit on the edge, as Goat inspects the crater.
"Our first date", Alex sighs, "I wish we were more into each those old times".
Gage rests his head on her shoulder and speaks in a baby tone, "I was into you before the moment you severed my arm".
"You stupid goofy fucking-"
"You?"
"Later. I was talking about myself with that being into each other thing".
"I'm just kinda glad you also consider this our first date".
"Thinks we should stop Goat from tugging on my old sword?"
"I thought you stole mine and stabbed me with it".
"That's clearly a Japanese sword, you were using a European sword inspired by Germanic Crusaders".
"... hammar".
"When did you even make that thing?"
"... I was looking at King Dedede and started working on mine a few weeks after".
"That sexy bastard, I should've known!"
"You should teach me how to use a sword later".
"Sure, so long as you tell me how you lift that hammer so easily".
"HEY, DUMBASSES", Goat shouts up the crater, "Help me out!"
Alex shrugs and pushes Gage down, sending him rolling down the crater, "This should help!" Alex replies.
Gage slides at the very bottom to Goat. Gage pushes himself up and dusts himself off. Goat tugs on the sword. He pulls on the handle trying to unsheath the sword from the ground half heartedly, sitting next to the blade.
"Gage, how did you even get out from under this?" Goat questions, seeing that barely any of the blade is sticking out of the ground.
"Sitting up in the most painful way possible", Gage says, grabbing the hilt.
The blade ejects from the ground as Gage stands upright, spinning the sword with his wrist twisting unnaturally. He examines and cleans the sword from the guard to the point of the blade before handing it to Goat. Gage's hand spins back to normal.
"Say, once you're done checking out that old sword, I wanna use it", Gage says.
"Alright, what are ya gonna use it for?" Goat asks, handing it over.
"Don't worry about it", Gage chuckles.
Once the sword is in his hands he slides one hand across the edge. His hand bleeding as it gets sliced open. Goat turns away as he sees this holding a hand over his eyes. Gage apologizes, as his blood returns to his hand. Without a second passing, Alex is sent flying away from the edge, hidden from sight as the sword has vanished. Goat removes his hand from his eyes.
"Gage?" Goat asks.
"Yes" Gage responds.
"Where's the sword?"
"I gave it back".
"What do you mean 'gave if back'?"
"Don't worry about it", Gage chuckles.
He starts walking to the edge of the crater, walking up the bowl. Goat follows the best he can, gripping onto the bits of broken stone like ground. Gage gets up before Goat and helps pick him up. Goat sees Alex sitting cross legged holding her right hand over her mouth with her sword in her lap. Goat seeing this shrugs as he continues to move. Gage reaches out to Alex to pick her up.
"Gage, at least don't do that in front of Goat". Alex sighs, her face flushed red. She grabs his hand and stands up, sheathing her old blade.
"Oh, right, that is quite embarrassing", Gage says in a flat tone, himself blushing for what occurred.
"At least you just hit me with the handle, I would've lost my mind if you stabbed me".
"Neither of us like blood, sweetheart, I knew you could take the impact of the handle, at least".
"Maybe when Goat's gone we can have a bit of fun", Alex stretches her arms out, and hugs Gage, "but we're playing by my rules, alright?"
Gage returns the hug, "of course, I got to choose our last game".
"You guys are really easy to sneak up on", Goat whispers behind Gage.
"Oh hey!" Gage says, tightening his Gripe and turning his head, "when did you get there?"
"Just a few minutes ago. I gotta get home, I'm making dinner today, remember?"
"Oh right", Gage says, as Alex giggles. Gage lets go of Alex.
Alex smiles, "alright, let's get you home at least".