Bur

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[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-

mr sandman:

[gifbinge]

[montondemierda]

The most Dubai shit i´ve ever seen.

[onegoodman-deactivated20170905]

F L E X L O R D S

[dyhomme-deactivated20160524]

dude what the fuck is even going on!

[woodmeat]

when u join the gta session late

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

found it

[catbountry]

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

[bugghosts-deactivated20170702]

*tattoos my angry child’s face on my right bicep*

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

[weirdnessisgood]

[eva-420]

how do u feel abt emo girls vs goth girls

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[traceexcalibur]

I found him. the biggest boy

[traceexcalibur]

the #reviews are in

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[respectfulmemes]

[thoughts-memories]

Rainbow & Cats

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[swarnpert]

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

[mrmarkhall]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[alwayssober-deactivated20170806]

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends