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[mrpipdarty]

lovelydeck:“pass-the-sass-please: “ okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE. i mean can we all just take a moment to... THIS FIRST GUY GETS A WIN FOR DUCT TAPE KILT!

[everyday-cutlery]

women are delightful But a cigar is a true luxury . www.Depotmsafilms.tumblr.com Made my morning so much more enjoyable, I have this Zippo, smoked that cigar last night, and have a suit/tie outfit just like that one. Fancy level: 10

[mrpipdarty]

Rest in Peace Dolly Darty...

Although it pain me to say this, goodbye my Dolly, Whether it be for just now or forever. I would post a picture, but I just want to get this done and over with because it is not healthy for me to sit here and think about it any longer. 

[mrpipdarty]

Been neglecting my blogs

Just got back from an amazing weekend with my lovely girlfriend missdollydeex at our Wildfire Retreat. Felt ridiculously nice to go back home to see some familiar and loving faces and introduce my woman to my spinning arts family. Go to her blog if you wish to see some of the photos we took, as well as videos of myself eating fire and spinning poi. I'd post them here, but they're her photos so why not direct your attention to her blog. Eating fire for the first time in a while was, to say the least, AWESOME!

I do however wish I had the time to take the firebreathing classes they offered over the weekend, but sadly they were at the same time as my poi classes. Oh well, there will always be next year I suppose. Above all though, it was really nice for once to truly see my woman so at peace and happy, even being amongst total strangers for the most part. I don't think I've ever truly seen her smile so much before in the entirety that I've known yet (yet alone been together with her), and to have shared such a magical weekend with her was the best time I myself have ever had. I learned how to make bullwhips and tinkered around with some new poi tricks to add to my repertoire, bought myself new fire poi even. The money I had saved up for new gadgets was a bit overkill, as I was able to buy the following: Cigars from a local tobacco shop we found in Connecticut; 2 pairs of eating torches; new fire poi and practice poi; a new gear bag; the cutest earrings for my girlfriend; and lastly, a set of palm torches for her as she has found a complete love and adoration for using palm torches in tandem with her dancing. Which she promptly teamed up with other palm torchers to perform a sultry and most playfully seductive choreography on the burn field shortly after them being purchased.

Said choreography followed soon after with many people approaching me to remind me that my girlfriend is quite beautiful and "hot" (yes, pun intended). I didn't mind it however, since it was done tastefully with no hint of any particular person flirting with her :p. The lake at the retreat was gorgeous the first half of the weekend, which of course we took full advantage of swimming in whenever we weren't busy flailing shiny things around. Her and I had spent a week prior to the event bagging up some of our loose tea to share with everyone, as I recalled from my previous wildfires that we only had icky teabag tea to get cozy with on the colder nights. Everyone in the community loved the tea and our efforts in hand-tying almost 700 loose tea sachets that they gave the two of us the coveted beaver award, which is essentially an extra thank you appreciation token from the community. Damn near made me tear up to see so many people so grateful and happy from such a simple gesture. We most certainly will be bringing good tea from now on with us to every wildfire to keep those faces smiling! Anyways, I do believe that this is sufficient ramblings from myself for the evening, goodnight tumblr (or goodmorning, whichever need apply to you) Until next time!

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[mrpipdarty]

Some interesting cuff links I came across amidst my travels. 

[mrpipdarty]

Found at Columbus flea market for $10! Came with a little character on em already, but after a little mink oil tonight and a quick polish tomorrow, I'll be walking spiffy. 

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[approvedgearnstuff]

That’s not a knife.

This is a knife.

Approved.

[mrpipdarty]

Drug cartels and crime lords of the world have kicked it up a notch, and are now openly dealing their wares online. I'm sure we've all seen or heard of drug sales online (from fake toy stores or large cartels dealing from selling furniture online), but this is an extreme case of cyber black marketing.

I strongly advise anybody that is curious about the items for sale on this website to simply read the article in the link posted. The article is beautifully written with plenty of examples to peak your imagination. i can only begin to wonder how the author even heard of this place yet alone acquired all the necessary information on how to get there. 

Still the back of my mind really would like to believe that this website is one really huge, encrypted, and scripted hoax placed by the government as a sting operation. The main fact that gave me this idea was how blatantly open all information is displayed and how the market even has its own form of digital currency. However, this idea is quickly discredited when you read on in the article of the amount of encryption and security that goes on to eliminate the infamous cookie crumbs and paper trails. The government has clearly proven to the people of the world that they do not employ such secure measures in any of their systems (I'd like to take this opportunity to thank hacktivists groups of all shapes and sizes for displaying this truth to the people to scared to find out for themselves).

Again, I strictly urge all who see this to not venture into the catacombs for themselves.  Allow these articles to satisfy your hunger for discovery and knowledge, for if this is one big sting operation, I would rather you not click your way right into the spider's web and be labeled as a criminal. 

[mrpipdarty]

I've always thought something like this was possible, but never had I though that someone outside of the world of crime and chaos would have it so readily available to them. Now this could very well be a minefield, full of scams and fakes however after giving the article a once-over, I can't be entirely sure that this isn't real. 

[everyday-cutlery]

Mark Fingar’s New Year’s Day Dinner

[mrpipdarty]

Now that's what I call breakfast!

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[mrpipdarty]

lol

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I’m telling you guys. Music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skin tight clothes, and singing songs about their va jay jays. It use to be chicks sung songs about relationships now it’s all; my va jay jay this, my va jay jay that. But clearly, that’s what sells. Think about it. When was the last time you turned on a music video and didn’t see a chick strumming a guitar and singing about her va jay jay? See, you can’t remember.

Cartman: South Park; Butterballs (via angregoryblog)

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New Jersey residents ordering from Amazon will pay sales tax on their purchases next year, the state’s governor announced today.

Gov. Chris Christie said his office has reached an agreement with the company, which plans to begin construction on two “state-of-the-art” fulfillment distribution...

[mrpipdarty]

http://leaksource.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/miami-causeway-cannibal/

*Read and watch this post at your own discretion! Content is satirical in nature in some aspects but serious in others and may offend those of a sensitive background. I highly recommend you click the leaksource link and watch the videos to deduce your own opinion.*

Now the media and many people are calling this the Miami Zombie Attack, or the Zombie Existence Confirmation, however many others are writing it off as Crazed and Drugged Hobo Incident. I don't believe that this was exactly a zombie attack per say, but I certainly don't entirely believe this is the result of a drug-induced outburst of insanity and hallucinations. 

This is definitely a man who was driven to his wits end early in his life. Violent in the last leg of his short-lived marriage and distant from the world. He very well may have resorted to cheap thrills and highs by ingestion lsd and bath salts inevitably overdosing. A recent post in a forum I frequent has stirred up a conspiracy theory *note: said theory was conjured up as a joke by the poster and wishes to remain anonymous for the purposes of this blog;

This man was clearly targeted by the military and the United States Government for his down on his luck situation and loner status of life. Having lost his wife to divorce and living on the streets he was offered a roof over his head and more money than he could wish for. In exchange, he would become a lab rat for experimental procedures and drug testing. The constant hype of zombies and the apocalypse they shall bring has led the government to actually fill the shoes of the conspiracies and give the people what they want, hoping they can calm the outrages when the people of the U.S discover this by telling them "it is to stop the threat before it ever starts. By willingly creating these creatures we can study them and devise a way to counter them before we ever have to. " Scientists obviously took this experiment lightly and did not take the proper precautions to detain the subject should he exhibit violent behavior, as the patient escaped.

I, for one, think this wan't entirely satirical due to how the poster worded this "joke" of his. All be it an entertaining idea, I think this guy is a tad crazy and actually believes some or all of what he had theorized. 

~My ramble is done, Live Large and Love Life

[49thparallelblues]

This is so sad - I wanted to share it - more people should be aware that this goes on everyday…

Candace Michele

I am usually not one to get into the politics of people’s opinions of law enforcement. I know there are good and bad people in every walk of life, but I always try to...

[mrpipdarty]

I usually try not to rant about "bad cops" or dumb ones for that matter, but seriously all LEO's out there; get your facts straight, your laws proper, and your finger off the trigger for once before you hurt someone else. Sometimes LEO's showing up to calls leads to a worst outcome then letting the situation work itself out. 

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