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[mmelete]

[carby]

[capesandshapes]

As a former librarian I'm actually required to remind you that many libraries that subscribe to Libby are opted into a program that lets you subscribe and access magazines for free with no wait

And that this is actually a really fun, low cost way to not only access news and larger cultural magazines, but also to get free patterns for many different crafts that you can screenshot if need be and that lower the financial barriers to entry for trying new things

From my experience working in both academic and public libraries, many libraries are use it or lose it funding-- I have to say this because a lot of patrons feel guilty for how much they use the library and how often they're using it funny enough, but the worst thing you can do for libraries is not try out new features and not use what's already given to you as much as possible.

The numbers that come as a result of your patronage are how most libraries justify their continued existence in times of financial hardship, which sucks but, go check out some magazines on Libby!

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[dailywilliams]

HW.

[thememedaddy]

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[the-haiku-bot]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone

condition) BUT I GET UP

AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[incendavery]

average library childrens room tasks

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[doggosource]

[cognitohazardous]

accidentally breathes this thing in and starts coughing

[rohvee]

Normally I hate drawing landscapes (and backgrounds in general) but something about DS terrain is so soothing to paint 🖤

The air, as always, was cold and damp. Viktor had only seen remnants of the pre-Stranding world in photos and videos, but apparently, the ever-present fog and thick, overcast sky hadn’t always been the norm.

He didn’t mind, though. After too much time breathing the sterile, filtered atmosphere of the underground city—air that felt not just dead, but never alive to begin with—this was refreshing. And away from Zaun, beyond the chiralium-laced smog that made his skin itch and his eyes burn, it tasted almost sweet.

They were an hour into their journey, swallowed by the mossy-green expanse of the landscape. Jayce strode a little ahead, scanning the terrain, his sharp eyes picking out the hidden perils of loose rocks and uneven terrain. Every so often, he’d point out a potential hazard, warning Viktor of dips and ridges.

Unnecessary, but Viktor let him. Normally, he might have found such gestures condescending, but Jayce was impossibly earnest. It was sweet, really—the care. Being the subject of Jayce's attentiveness made his heart do strange, fluttering things.

“We should collect chiral crystals while we’re out here,” Jayce announced, gesturing toward a large cluster in the distance—a grotesque tangle of hands clawing skyward, frozen in time. “With the new Zaun trade agreements, we’re gonna be fighting other research teams for supplies.”

“Fine, but only the big ones,” Viktor said. “If we zigzag the entire journey, we won’t be back to the city until tomorrow night.”

“Nothing under 50cg, I swear,” Jayce returned with a grin.

Viktor smiled back, then turned his gaze toward the horizon. The land stretched out before them in rolling hills and jagged cliffs, shrouded in fog. In the far distance, mountains loomed, their peaks swallowed in shifting clouds, their silhouettes deep blue against the gray sky. The world here was eerily quiet, save for the occasional distant rumble of falling rock or the whisper of wind through the moss-covered earth.

It was beautiful in its transience—a landscape destined to be reshaped by timefall and chiralium. Not erased, but altered. Transformed. Evolved. Something new from something gone.

[nitewrighter]

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

[chess-blackmyre]

To those curious some other keystone library species include:

—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals

—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves

—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list

—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)

—kids who like Minecraft

[nitewrighter]

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

[mrsdelirium]

The retirees donating every new Mills and Boon novel they buy after one read. (Our entire collection of those smut filled pocket rocket books is donated.)

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[littlespider-art]

bioware: giggling and kicking their feet like school girls while giving us the most inconsequential bulge slider and nudity toggle.

larian: you will have sex. pick a penis. there are 5. you will see it at least once. probably more. this is a threat.