Mr.SpaceWorm

I'm a worm, in space.

[passion-of-l0vers]

i don’t have any kinks or fetishes i just lied so you guys would think i was cool

[passion-of-l0vers]

i don’t knowwwww…. can some one call me a good toy? right now? just to be sure….

[passion-of-l0vers]

u need to call me a good toy……. u need to tell me i’m a good toy…………. no reason.

[passion-of-l0vers]

whooooos a good toy??? (is it me. is it me. is it fucking me. please god is it me)

[passion-of-l0vers]

[simplylotus]

bad

[passion-of-l0vers]

what is ur fucking problem????

[mrspaceworm]

Thou art merely existential decay in the search of an axiom of "good". Mayhaps you might grow up and nibble on a star or two. They're quite good for a growing and rotting organism.

[passion-of-l0vers]

i wish i could be laid back and aloof but unfortunately i do not know how to shut up ever. oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mrspaceworm]

The Universe is a Dragon

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

I don't have words for what I want to do to billionaires

[mrspaceworm]

I do. It's called Human Blender

[telumendils]

They're making Muppets LOTR. Who should be the only "human" in the cast?

Frodo

Sam

Merry

Pippin

Legolas

Boromir

Gandalf

Aragorn

Gimli

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[mrspaceworm]

The Meat Soup gravitates all things. I like it when the crunch parts are eaten by slimy things

[supergameboytwo]

my LARGE pony

[veeranger]

youre sick

[mrspaceworm]

How fucking big is that thing I'm fucking HUNGRY

[iamoutofideas]

do you ever feel your brain hurt you when you’re trying to learn about something?

[mrspaceworm]

I eat the concept of knowledge itself for breakfast. It tasted like poorly baked cannibalism

[mrspaceworm]

You. Seem like you wouldve been on star trek? Whwre you on star trek? Got a cousin on star trek? Related to the Trill? Who i think are worm adjacent from my understanding

What the fuck is a STAR TREK! Is it tasty, if so, how many of them are there. There was that one planet with all the nasty people that just needed a lil worm in them. They kept shooting my skin, so I put worms in their eyes.

[hyacinth7clover]

someone wedged a lot of duck feathers in a large dead tree trunk..? not sure why but it was cool and felt menacing

[mrspaceworm]

Jeffrey, you fucking bastard, why'd you crash from the heavens on their soup planet

[ferrettaur]

guess who just got kicked out of Starbucks for... you guessed it: knocking down a wall with my gigantic fucking tail

[mrspaceworm]

We may help each other in our mission against the stars. But please tell me, why did the one you fought have walls?

[flipchild]

A serpent devours you... Better luck next time!

[mrspaceworm]

ME?! OH BOY YOU BETTER BE MISTAKEN. I'M FUCKING SPACE WORM

[coughloop]

where is food boy

[mrspaceworm]

I

Ate

Him....

[mrspaceworm]

you don't even know

[hungwy]

spectre divide looks great tbh

[repostnoises]

BAAAA badabababoom

[archaic-rogue]

Thou of an ancient tongue, singing in forgotten forms. Presumably by cover of night comes their storm of literary non-existence

[theresidentnecromancer]

They speak in the tongue of the outer Gods. I shall take this power and summon unto me the Flaked Corpse of a forgotten God, known only by the name KELLOGG!!

[mrspaceworm]

I ate a Kellogg once. Big flaky thing. Choked for fifty years on that bastard.

[saturnisscreaming]

What would you do if I replaced your veins with worms? Hm?

[mrspaceworm]

Jokes on you I AM worms

[wendys-unofficial]

so, I heard the frosty is made using the creature as well...

how exactly does that work? do you milk it or...

That's classified

But yeah

[burger-king-unofficial]

And you questioned Kyle.

[wendys-unofficial]

Kyle is a degenerate. This is for profit

[burger-king-unofficial]

Kyle is a Professional Degenerate. He is there because Satan pays us a lot of money so he does not have to deal with him.

Also, is this milk actually then?

[wendys-unofficial]

Why would you make that deal with Satan? Is it even worth the money?

And yes, this is actually milk, just not the earth kind

[burger-king-unofficial]

How else would I have became rich? Off of what? Working hard? Being smarter with money? No! I chose to have the king of hell send me some dude to deal with in the kitchen.

Kyle is a pretty regular dude honestly.

[wendys-unofficial]

No, no, no, none of those. You become rich by exploiting the proletariat working class for wages that aren't livable, of course :)

Nothing is regular about Kyle

[burger-king-unofficial]

I don't need more money after that deal. I can hire as many employees as I want, so I can cause them suffering.

And Kyle is regular by Kyle's standards.

[wendys-unofficial]

No such thing as "don't need more money" you can always have more money

Kyle's standards are the devil not wanting him there is nothing regular about that

[burger-king-unofficial]

The money is extra benefit. It's causing people to suffer, which is great!

Also, Kyle's presence aids in that suffering!

[mrspaceworm]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I