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I don't know how to Social Media

[mrvalentine777]

wow ur so cute

show your true face coward

[snowflakeeel]

This is literally the best submission i’ve ever gotten

[laymansterms12]

The Solarie amiibo can mean only one thing

[rook-the-catechumen]

@harrison2142

[kerburaxx]

The ultimate smash is lighting yourself on fire.

[squidward-sword-hd]

Smash 64: You’re toys a kid plays with in their room!

Melee: You’re collectable figures that come to life!

Brawl: You’re trapped as statues and need to be awakened to help save the world!

Smash 4: The world is saved and everyone gets invited to the friendly Smash tournament!

Smash 5: As you go about your daily routine, everything begins to go dark. Your world and everyone you hold dear in it disappears into blackness. You feel a chilling warmth at your back and slowly turn to face the fiery eldritch Smash monolith and the souls of all those it has claimed before you. You must fight them in an eternity of being slain and reborn, only to fight again. This is now your existence. Your life; if you can still call it that.

[writing-prompt-s]

A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!

[toy-dragon]

“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”

“Why?”

“To make Karen look like a bitch.”

[tall-butt]

#DAD YOU ARE SO COOL (follow up to this)

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

A former NASA engineer made a giant Super Soaker so powerful it could injure you

follow @the-future-now

[cooltrainerzero]

…isn’t the entire point of water guns that they don’t do that?

[remingtonfae]

[brucebocchi]

just because you can do something doesn’t make it a good idea

[hineway]

finally, smash 4 is playable

[shesjustnotiris]

Imagine your otp

[keepbreathingplease]

Cam…this sounds like us. @mrvalentine777

[mrvalentine777]

That's because I'm pretty sure it is something we've texted each other already @keepbreathingplease

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

[sulfurika-art]

Wind Waker

[zveit]

I gave him the death of a hero.

[zombutt]

Why is his rifle shoved up his ass

[fallenshimadaheir-moved-blog]

It’s what he would have wanted

[alien3hateblog]

im voting this best vine of 2014

[doncdesole]

Oscar nomination for best use of song lyrics

[lilsansphil]

[king-emare]

Oh shit. I never realized this.

[divine-noire]

This is a depressing reality every 4th of July.

[kaidaned]

[alecblushed]

[popthirdworld]

President Obama offered to pay for Vice President Biden’s son’s cancer treatment after finding out Biden was considering selling his house to pay for it. That’s really kind but… holy shit. If the *Vice President* has to *sell his house* to pay for healthcare, what chance do regular Americans have? How is anyone still alive in that country?? Australia, do not do anything to creep in the direction of America’s healthcare system. Keep Medicare free. Including frikking pap smears.

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

I sourced this and oh wow it’s true