Mr. W

Ask me a question! Tell me a joke… as long as you don’t reference my life being said joke.

[marcys-mareep]

does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

[bigbossqueenpoison-archived-dea]

Fin is Red Green color blind, most people who are red green color blind are white males. 

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[chaosthem]

This is actually really cool

[mrwilkerson]

I don”t get it?

[bec-cake-nt-blog]

CHARLIE! Are the sets of images the same colors to you?! I want to know if this is accurate. I’ve always wanted to know what stuff looks like to you. WHAT DOES MY HAIR LOOK LIKE?!

[mrwilkerson]

Yeah it’s true. And guess

[bec-cake-nt-blog]

Well my hair is close to PB’s.. Wow. Well to people who aren’t color blind, each set of images has slight (or drastic) color changes to show people who aren’t red-green color blind what it looks like to people who are..

[mrwilkerson]

Now that I have enchroma colorblind glasses this looks so different! Holy shit I was missing a lot from the world.

[tylha]

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.

[focusas]

I said it once and i say it again.

Azula considered Sokka to be the biggest threat in this group and countered him first. What this picture miss is Sokka sanding nearby. All members of this group unleash their attack at same time, but Azula reacts to boomerang first. If you watch this part in slow motion, you could see that Sokka’s boomerang was the first thing that would hit Azula and may even incapacitate her making her unable to continue to fight. So she had to counter in first. She deflected it with well placed shoot.

Then and only then, when there is no immediate threat, she starts to create her blue fire wall to counter other elements.

Lets think about this. How hard should you have to throw something to make it move faster that any elemental attack? Either all elemental attacks are slow or you are pretty strong. That said nonbenders with good aim and strong hands could easily overpower benders if they timed it right.(Aang got captured by Yuan archers who are all nonbenders.) Azula knew of this and acted according to it. She is talented bender and you may think that she should enlist other benders to help her track and capture Zuko, Iroh, and later avatar, but instead she uses her nonbender friend to help her.

Even if you have no bending you can still fight… and win.

[xenavitani-deactivated20210602]

Let’s not forget that on the Day of Black Sun, Sokka was the one in charge and Azula was no idiot Azula knew that.

When Aang, Sokka, and Toph all confronted Azula, she proceeded to make them chase her and waste their time. Azula is not only talented, she’s sly and smart as hell. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SAW THROUGH THAT BS CHASE?

Sokka.

NOT ONLY THAT but after Sokka explains to the Gaang that Azula is just baiting them, Azula actually verbally attacks Sokka. Not through fighting, but through words, knowing not only that an intelligent person like him could only be brought down with emotions BUT that Sokka was the leader and if she could get him the stay, Aang and Toph would follow his lead.

Azula knew Sokka was their strength and took him down. WOULD SHE DO THAT IF HE WASNT A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO HER!!??!

No. She wouldn’t waste her time and energy on someone she didn’t think was capable of actually getting in her way.

WHEN SHE GETS HER FIREBENDING BACK SHE HAS THE OPTION OF ATTACKING BADASS METAL BENDING TOPH AND THE FUCKING AVATAR WHO DOES SHE ATTACK?!?!

Azula never underestimated the power of non benders especially an intelligent one like Sokka. Sokka was a huge threat to fucking Azula on multiple occasions. 

Remember that.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Look at this spot on fucking discourse. LOOK AT IT.

[seyaryminamoto]

Just thought I’d drop this 

into the debate as well, (instead of actually fighting him she backs off, and who blames her? Sokka’s club looks like it could shatter bones…).

Along with this:

Scenes with Azula confronting Sokka are few and far in between but they paint a pretty interesting picture, don’t they? 

[transswordbian]

I mean, Azula’s friends/most trusted warriors were two non-benders. Mai was an expert with thrown weapons and Tai Lee was the only chi blocker shown in the first series, and she was able to take down half a groups of earth nation soldiers like that. Azula knows that non-benders are dangerous and she sees sokka for the genius he is

[avatrashh]

She’s knows she can take bending, she can redirect fire and she’s fought Katara a lot- but unlike Zuko she was probably never trained with weapons, she knows she has no defense to a sword or a club, and she knows that one of Ty Lee’s biggest advantage is that people underestimate her

[kasaron]

Let me sum this up;

It doesn’t matter how much crazy magic bullshit you have, a sword to the face is a sword to the face. 

[clover11-10]

My man Sokka getting the recognition he deserves

[waterbenderkat]

Hell yes to all of this.

[babyanimalgifs]

Helping out a flipped turtle 

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[itsyearning]

keep or start social distancing till corona is gone, guys!

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[rinlockhart]

WHY DID SAKURA MARRY SASUKE. OH MY GOD

[blackmagickboi]

This has the same power

[whoistobio]

[counterpick-me-irl]

I would pay 15 quid per episode to watch this as a full show

[lubricates]

same

[bunslakes-artblog]

An idea came over me and my body reaced. 

I used presious study time to make this..

[grumpythebarbarian-deactivated2]

Bet

[kenny-urban]

Why did you have to be right.

[grumpythebarbarian-deactivated2]

Unfortunate side effect of a broadly lived life.

[english-prof]

When I make a pop culture reference “from my time” and my students just stare blankly at me like the fucking dinosaur I am

[wincherella]

Totally me.

[girlwithalessonplan]

Every time a student says “what are we doing” and I respond, “the same thing we do every night, Pinky.”

[bluntforcefly-deactivated201810]

What is that from

[girlwithalessonplan]

[mrwilkerson]

I just love the fact that I want to be in relationships with people who don’t want me. So much easier to do the whole routine in my head instead of wasting 2-3 years of my life.

[mrwilkerson]

Why the fuck do I even try

[libraryofjoy]

I'm super happy, but I cannot stress enough how broke I am now. It's a functional pocket watch but I can't figure out how to set it, so I guess it's just for vanity right now.

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

COOOOOLL!!!! Did you have to burn down your house to get it? 

[mrwilkerson]

I’m a fuck up

[geminicblue]

Me trying to navigate my dashboard right now

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[olderandhumbler]

Good to see that some teachers are still teaching critical thinking skills

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

[rat-knife]

not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK