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she/her, 28

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

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[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[mariaalenkoshepard]

That beak looks fucking glued on

[jackironsides]

That’s literally what the Royal Society said

[little-bullheaded-shit]

This thing escaped the Jim Henson studio

[nyaahilism]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[nikadd]

hello

[cowboy]

Don't even have sex

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

[cowboy]

Absolutely fucking not

[cowboy]

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

[astrobstrd]

[theehorsepusssy]

Isn't she suppose to be a teenager?

[boibortion]

i love sandra bullock

[armandeos]

CON O’NEILL and NATHAN FOAD ⤷ at their C2E2 Panel

[nadiea]

[gayofficial]

i genuinely hope ryan ross kills brendon urie one day and i get to be on the jury that decides to clear him of all charges

[theocseason4]

Isn’t Harry Styles latino?

No?

[nyanguardparty]

famous reggaeton icon Enrique Estilos

[catthey]

hello?

[Image description: A reblog by @ eustochium that reads: "this makes me nostalgic for 2015 tumblr when my friend and i were on here actively spreading rumors that harry styles was argentinian".]

[Second image description: a reply by @ junmizutani that reads: "harry styles is argentinian. Also that makes him of color". end image description.]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[memewhore]

[times-chu]

I like these photos because someone clearly set up a camera, took a picture, ran all the way up the grain silo to change the slide doors, and ran all the way back down to take another picture. That's dedication.

[deathsdaisy]

Really loving that times-chu doesn't know you can do things with other people

[glumshoe]

Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little huffy hostility towards each other, following different paths to become powerful enchantresses. As they reach old age, they realize the only thing they can’t replace with magic…. is family. 

[glumshoe]

This is the greatest day of my life.

[levitatingfrog-deactivated20240]

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[wwwwyamd]