PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

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$LAYYYTER

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cherry valley forever

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@mssarahpearl
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.”
— Unknown (via creatingaquietmind)
liking angels in an atheist kinda way. they’re just pigeons to me
god is on the holy park bench in heaven feeding damned souls to the angels like birdseed
sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry
if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)
New Girl (2011 - 2018) ⏤ 6.01, House Hunt
if you want the rewards (sleeping on fresh clean sheets) you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeals (stripping the bed, washing the sheets, making the bed)
big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay
hella’s 3k celebration ❂ top 25 shows as voted by my followers ⤷ 20. parks and recreation (2009-2015)
People often mistake “your feelings are valid” with “your reaction based on your feelings is ok”
Which isn’t the same thing
You’re entitled to how you feel. You’re not entitled to behave however you want based off of those feelings
“We were always calling ourselves the ‘Scooby Doo’ gang, like we were Daphne and Velma and Shaggy and Fred.” — Maya Hawke
STRANGER THINGS 4 + Scooby Doo
"It's the 80s not everyone can be gay" bitch there is fucking demogorgan and a alternate dimension.
Showing how ridiculously strong chimps are | source
YOOO my boy jsut helps him up and then 🤜🤛
“You should probably just wait for somebody to get to it…” “I don’t want to wait for someone to get to it. You know, our children have needs that deserve to be met. And I’m going to fix this.”