You just had to learn it for yourself.

.

[spideystyls]

my mouth says ‘Finn’, but my heart says ‘Fee-on’

[muchadoaboutscout]

The name Fionn is actually supposed to be pronounced like Fyun (think of young with an f). Finn is the anglicized pronunciation/spelling.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[muchadoaboutscout]

old woman on the subway, in strong brooklyn accent: yeah, did you hear, he's banning all transgenders from the military. he's banning them.

second old woman, same accent: may he rot in hell.

first old woman: and he will!

both old women: [exit train, laughing]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

make me choose: carrie fisher or leia organa → requested by Anonymous

“I didn’t LOSE my mind, I just changed it so many times it appeared unrecognizable and thus difficult to FIND…Reports of mind loss unfounded”

[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[muchadoaboutscout]

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

[velasart]

[hoodietae-archive-deactivated20]

[sixpenceee]

This Beauty & Beast high heel is everything.

[misscrisisx]

Saw these earlier! The other one says “and they lived happily ever after”

[and-away-she-goes]

Omg 😍

[noc10-moved]

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

[more-witches]

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

[chewbacca-archive]

[weavemama]

@ 2017 bitch before u even think about fuckin us over just please…….. think abt what that hoe 2016 did to us,, you don’t have to stoop to their level, you can be great, you can be the bitch everyone loves, the bitch everyone appreciates, the bitch everyone thanks for being giving us a good year, you are capable of being That Bitch™

[obamawhitehouse]

“It’s easy to forget now, when we’ve come so far, where now marriage is equal under the law—just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages almost 20 years ago. Just how important it was not just to the LGBT community, but for all of us to see somebody so full of kindness and light, somebody we liked so much, somebody who could be our neighbor or our colleague or our sister challenge our own assumptions, remind us that we have more in common than we realize, push our country in the direction of justice. What an incredible burden that was to bear. To risk your career like that. People don’t do that very often. And then to have the hopes of millions on your shoulders. But it’s like Ellen says: We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. Which really makes no sense to me, but I thought would brighten the mood, because I was getting kind of choked up. And she did pay a price—we don’t remember this. I hadn’t remembered it. She did, for a pretty long stretch of time—even in Hollywood. And yet, today, every day, in every way, Ellen counters what too often divides us with the countless things that bind us together—inspires us to be better, one joke, one dance at a time.” —President Obama awarding the Medal of Freedom, our nation’s highest civilian honor, to Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, along with 20 other Americans who have contributed to their fields.

[sandradrivas]

[peppapigvevo]

fucking dinosaurs got this

[aquariusavenue]

[the-queen-of-candyland]

passedpast:

Hillary Clinton getting her face painted at Wellesley College, 1960s.

[writing-prompt-s]

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

[korpuscat]

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

[only-1-a]

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

[ladyxgilex]

@mrevaunit42 why not?

[mrevaunit42]

sure why not. as long as she remembers not to curse me when we fight