Villain Stephen: I don't know. I just worry about our carbon footprint.
Villain Tony: We do our part. You know what happens when we kill someone?
Villain Tony: They drive less.
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Villain Stephen: I don't know. I just worry about our carbon footprint.
Villain Tony: We do our part. You know what happens when we kill someone?
Villain Tony: They drive less.
What does the kind of fanfiction I write tell me about myself?
ā A serious question to consider
Ahhh omg Iāve been hoping for this for so long
fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
direct action
How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?
how about you eat my shit and hair
staying true to spirit
the OG of the vicious burn
Diógenes said you couldnāt spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you canāt spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face
here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year
I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.
Hamlet: I have the perfect opportunity to murder my uncle
Hamlet to Hamlet: Delay it again
Stephen doesnāt seem to agree
What John doesnāt anticipate is their late-night conversations. Every night, before falling asleep, Sherlock will curl up on his side, facing John, and just chat. Heāll talk about his experiments, a case, life before meeting John; anything, really. It creates such an unparalleled bubble of intimacy, and John loves Sherlock more than ever in these moments. Itās the Sherlock that the rest of the world doesnāt know, the one who will hook his feet through Johnās legs and pull John closer to him from his waist when heās tired of talking.
Hamlet after he unsuccessfully tried to make his uncle confess murdering his brother and former king and - quite successfully - convinced the entity of Denmark that heās going insane: *Downs coffee shot after coffee
shot*
Horatio: You know that wonāt actually resolve
all your problems?
Hamlet: MoRE EsPResSo lESs
The Small Hours
Ch4 (standalone) of The Memoirs of Dr. John H. Watson Ā Ā
by CarmillaCarmine Ā ( @sherlockedcarmilla )
Read it on ao3:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/16153184
Ch4: The Small Hours (Takes place after the events of S1 E3, Mid S2 E1) Can be read as a standalone.
Summary: Johnās worst nightmare is Sherlock dying. When he has this terrible dream, he yells Sherlockās name in the middle of the night. Sherlock comes to the rescue, dressed in just a sheet.
Rating: Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Explicit Category: Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā M/M Fandoms: Ā Ā Ā Ā Sherlock Holmes (TV) Relationships: Ā Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Language: Ā Ā Ā Ā English Ā
Blurb: John Watson writes a blog about his amazing adventures with Sherlock Holmes. However, he never includes the adventures that he doesnāt want the public to be aware of.Ā All chapters can be read as standaloneĀ āmissing scenesā style stories that fit between the BBC Sherlock series episodes.Ā
AU close to BBC cannon. Deleted scenes in which John and Sherlockās friendship got a lot closer than in the show. Johnlock forever!
Reblog for future references
Sherlock Holmes
Turning gay women straight and straight men gay...
He just makes everybody Holmesexual
he reACHES FOR JOHN
John is his rock after all
If Mycroft had a bit less self control
Mycroft: What might we deduce about his heart?
John: I donāt know.
Mycroft: *sips tea*
John: . . .
Mycroft: *bonks Johnās head with his umbrella*
John: Mycroft?! What the hell-
Mycroft: HEāS FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU MORONIC GOLDFISH!
The little smirk he does when Sherlock makes a deduction ā¤ļø
The first time you see it, it can hit you really hard, especially since Sherlock is on a total rollĀ andĀ JohnĀ delivers the line āplease God, let me liveā in a way where you can be forgiven for not being sure if itās serious or snark. It apparently has the same effect on Sherlock, as well.
We never do get any details on how Captain John Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers was wounded in action. But from this exchange alone, itās clear the situation was extremely serious. He was badly wounded, nearly died, and developed PTSD- Sherlock had himself earlier pointed out that the original circumstances of Johnās injury must have been ātraumaticā, and he meantĀ emotionallyĀ traumatic, not just violent and painful. The blunt earnestness of Johnās response even trips upĀ SherlockĀ for a second or two, and heās just been ranting and raving about not understanding why a woman would care about her stillborn baby after fourteen years. This also works as a tearjerker in hindsight if you recall āPlease God, let me liveā whenever John is genuinely in physical danger elsewhere in the series.
Pretty much everyone in the room agrees that in your last moments, you would think about the people you love the most. John apparently hadĀ no oneĀ to think about when he was close to dying. He really must have been lonely even before he returned from Afghanistan.
I hate you for making this post because itās the best Iāve read on this subject andĀ it hurts.
I also love how in this moment Sherlock is jarred out of his arrogant āoh how cheesy John, thanks for living down to my expectations, God youāre so average, just as I suspectedā mindset by Johnās quiet āI donāt have to.ā He was not expecting that, and he begins to see John as the fascinating enigma he is. š
The immediate change in Sherlockās entire demeanour is what always made me crack up.
He goes from āIām trying to prove a point here to these idiots, John, help meā to āOh no I hurt Johnā in less than a second and then he just blinks twice and goes silent...
He really does love John more than anything in the world, even his work.
The empty hearse
What if Lestrade has a bit of a breakdown and starts telling Sherlock about after the fall:
āYou werenāt here, Sherlock! You didnāt see him, you werenāt the one who got drunk phonecalls in the early hours and you didnāt run to the cemetery to see him sitting at your grave, his gun in his mouth!ā
Interviewer: So, what is it like, playing a gay icon?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Well there is a lot of pressure there, I mean, he is the worldās most famous detective...
Interviewer: what?
Benedict Cumberbatch: what?
Interviewer: We weāre talking about the Imitation Game