chump

22. stoopid.

[haaarpb]

happy july 4th it is peaches day

[haaarpb]

happy peaches day to all that celebrate

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[loveridden1999]

before you came into my life i missed you so bad

[marinella-ela]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

[blatantescapism]

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

[dykecinema]

[gogogadgetgolem]

I saw this on Reddit and fucking cackled.

[mohelconvention]

[bisexualisopod]

hold on let me go look something up

[bisexualisopod]

ok yeah this is funny

[geeej-crafty-diary]

I love how this turned out! This Noro yarn is such an interesting yarn to work with and gave texture to my sweater.

Pattern: I Smell Snow Sweater

Yarns: Noro Kompeito (Ube) & Hobbii Rainbow Cotton 8/4 (Pearl Gray)

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[moniquill]

It's literally not, it just requires some basic research about appropriate diet, enclosure needs, and enrichment. Peeves aren't domesticated the way dogs are but they are easily tamable the way hamsters are.

Will agree that many people don't know how to properly keep a pet peeve because of deliberate misinformation from big box petstores, though. The answer isn't 'ban pet peeves/shame people who have pet peeves' though, it's proper education.

... you're not one of those people who thinks it's unethical to even -hold- a grudge, right?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[studentofetherium]

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

[aokozaki]

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

[factbot]

Before Ben Barnes created SpongeBob SquarePants, he taught marine biology.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[tlirsgender]

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

[charlemane]

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[tlirsgender]

The first couple of captain america movies were good. I know. I know. I hate the mcu too but the first couple of captain america movies were good I'm Sorry. I have to speak my truth

[tlirsgender]

The mcu wasn't ALWAYS completely soulless. Like it was never high art or anything it's always been kinda silly action movies but the first couple of em were good. I'm not gonna let the first avenger + winter soldier get memory hole'd Never forget what we once had. Me & like three other people are left standing in the stucky trenches in 2023. I am cringe but I am right. Remember what we believed in