Bravado Out The Window

I'm stuck in idol hell

[plaguedocboi]

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

[plaguedocboi]

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

[sucresanguine]

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[rslashrats]

i was forced to watch this movie at the dentist while they pulled out four of my teeth. most painful experience of my life. it turns out the roots of my teeth were stuck to my jawbone and that’s why the anesthetic didn’t really work. i fucking hate this movie

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Happy penis Friday yall!!!!!!!!

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

PENIS FRIDAY!

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[parakeet]

so are there ppl in real life who dont spent all their spare time just thinking about silly little fictional stories… what do u do when ur listening to music? do u not make amvs in ur head? do u just listen

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[fernsfalls]

found a rare pepe on the ground at school

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

that is a common pepe. it’s literally the most common pepe

[tastefullyoffensive]

[scavengedluxury]

A decade of Ed Balls.

[abstract-woman]

society has not recovered in the decade following Ed Balls Tweet

[sparkyle]

My thing during quarantine is to recreate Pokemon in Spore

[sparkyle]

I see that you guys LOVED IT so I decided to add more!

[bogwitch-from-hell]

This is so fucking cursed

[ninjamouse13]

I love them

[nicejewishguy]

stop sucking my cock babe I have to complete my daily sudoku puzzle

[thekidsfromyestergay]

So you're telling me one of the tramp stamps is ace and one "will sleep with anyone"? Damn, someone should make that into a webseries

[emos-at-ihop]

It-it....it c... it cou-could be... it could be called all... all or... all or noth- it could be calle-

[brostateexam]

[saltyjoe-blog]

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

10k notes

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[dankmemeuniversity]