Antisemites Are Scum

I do not tolerate Antisemitism of any kind from anyone. If you are Jewish you are 100% safe on this blog.

[somafalls]

reblogs got turned off but this deserves preservation

[senatortedcruz]

OZZY OSBOURNE DIED

[kronkk]

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[badjokesbyjeff]

Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places.

The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all vibrant, sunny, peaceful with charming harp music playing. There are people dressed in white robes walking around, everyone appears happy and peacefully. But honestly seems a little boring.

Then the politician gets a tour of Hell and it's not at all what he expected.

In hell he is shown all of his favorite things: beautiful golf courses, free everything, infinite booze, all his old friends, partying, drugs, prostitutes. The politician can't believe it, it's like all of his epic nights out combined and stretched out to infinity.

When it's time to make his choice, rather surprisingly the politician chooses Heaven.

The devil, completely shocked by this choice asks him "Well why did you choose Heaven after I showed you how incredibly Hell would be for you"

The politician then replies "I know false promises in a campaign when I see them"

[sandmandaddy69]

[erinmar13]

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[westasianblues]

this whole fucking flotilla thing with greta thunberg is like… is this a fucking movie to you guys? to the people on that tiny boat with a completely insignificant amount of aid acting like theyre fucking main characters, white heroes saving the poor brown people against all odds, and all the onlookers feeding into that narrative and cheering them on… like wtf difference do you think you’re making, besides making this all about YOU which is what you have done this entire fucking time.

[frogdetective]

[anxeious]

they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive

[identitty-dickruption]

you know how everyone grows up feeling like there's something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it's the amulet

[typhlonectes]

[4x01]

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

[petrichara]

Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry

[ink-the-artist]

Why I Captured This MRI of a Mother and Child

A venerable symbol of human love, as you've never seen it before

[goodmiffy]

“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[eflatminorseven]

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

[teddy2145]

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

[sandersstudies]

My little DnDers (grades 5-9) are so sweet because they all picked their spells individually and almost all of my spellcasters said something like "what's a spell that can help my friends? which spells can I use to help the whole group? how do I heal my friends?"

[sandersstudies]

Don't even get me started on the one who was like "what about you? where's your character?" and when I explained the role of the GM she was like "oh... is that what you WANT to do? do you want to make a character too?"

Yes sweety I want to be the GM. I sort of signed up for this.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes sweety I want

to be the GM. I sort

of signed up for this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[procne]

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.