Cerberus !!♡

dogboy disaster | 24 | he/it

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[dogpuppy]

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

tmi stands for tell me immediately

[dogpuppy]

[cherry-gray]

little known fact: princesses are actually an invasive species, there are no longer any dragons living in north america so they have no natural predators here

[oddfrog]

[they/them]

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[terraswallows]

Hey (With the intention of sinking teeth into you) Come Here Real Quick.

[k-eke]

They bounce! 🧡💚💙

[dogpuppy]

[dumbpuppyfag]

shout out to sluts, you're unironically the coolest and most interesting people i've ever met and i love you

[fuckyeahantsandgrapes]

THIS GOES TO SHOW THAT GRAPES CAN GET HORNY TO

[girlballs-archive]

message to all tall transgender women everywhere

kissy

[xanaxfarts]

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

[seiya234]

can’t believe i forgot to post the single best piece of graffiti ive ever seen

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend