Muyru

Drink water and be fish

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if you know, you know...

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The Jedi breaching into the Chancellor's chamber to arrest the man, while Fox is on guard duty in the raisin's room. They lock eyes with him.

Mace: step away from him! He's a traitor!

Fox: wait, let me roll an initiative!

Fox rolls a one.

Fox: fuck.

Fox to Palpatine: can I try the skill check roll?

Palpatine totally not the Sith and meddling with the dice: sure

Fox rolls another Nat 1.

Fox: ...

Fox:

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Me and who:

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Fox: man I've been so dead, i didn't know how i left the coruscant guards...

Fox coming back from reconditioning: let's see what old me, has left behind

At the guards: CHAOS.

Thorn and Thire sparring with a headlock and pulling their legs. Totally not looking sus.

Fox: okay

Stone smooching up Griffer.

Fox: okay?

Anakin (since when he's here?) pole dancing with the chancellor.

Fox: okay...okay...nah...nuh uh.

Fox somewhere secluded: What THE FUCK!

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Imagine you are getting questioned about your own guard and you fear that using your red guards would seem too emporer-ish, so you use the candy cane guards, but their commander has waited for this moment and spouts absolute political bullshit, which is just ragebait and that ends up with civilians rioting your place to get that man and some stupid ass Coruscanti citizens found your sith collection and post it and now you've got the jedi on your ass.

"Couldn't be me", says Fox licking some ice cream that he stole from a child during the riot when no one was looking and wearing some civilian clothing to not be the target of it all.

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Sergeant Hound grinning under the helmet: Commander Fox...I present to you...the future of Coruscant!

Grizzer with a red mark on their head, dangles awkwardly, with big fish eyes sparkling and drool dripping down in great amounts: wiff?

Sergeant Hound lifts him higher. Arms fully extended. Fully Simba, the lion king, style.

Commander Fox totally unimpressed and soaking in the drool: great. wow. Does it come with a cleaning Unit?

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Which Fox au shall i indulge more?

Fox adopting the lost vod (mainly Boba )

The command batch shenanigans + Rex

how to kill your evil boss 101

unhinged Fox au

reverse recruiting some sith (rrss/lmao) (no jedi?fix it part1)

Fox adopts people like fine wine serie (no jedi?fix it part2)

Fox hurting time

corrie shenanigans

Fox vs Vader beef

worst team up ever, if you can remember those two fics

Voting ended onMar 11

Have fun

comment more options if you want. I just recently started to write a timetravel fic, but it's in its footsteps. If you want i can already add some snippets of it. (short summary: Fox dies in a peculiar, unremarkable fashion and finds himself in the past)

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Fox: How would you survive being thrown into a pit and fight to death against each other?

Cody: I use some leftover lightsaber i somehow got attached on my hip

Wolffe: i bite, feast and scratch

Bacara: I shoot my way out

Pond: i drown first

Bly: i make out with...no wait-

Rex: like everyone?

Fox: everyone.

Rex: i use Anakin and throw him around, he'll do the rest

Neyo: what are we working with? like every-everyone or just clones?

Fox: y'all ask too much. Just the clones.

Rex: oh fuck, i can't have Anakin slay our younglings....nooo our cadets!!! Whoops

Neyo: too late. Now they're gone. I would use a leftover of those cadets to slap Rex. :)

Rex: HEY!

Fox slides in again: Bly...tell us more...who are you gonna make out with?

Cody slides into the panel only upperbody with his elbow: yeah Bly who?

Rex: so the only non clone would be Anakin. *sideeyes Bly* I guess he has his charm???

Bly: oh fuck off

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What if I made a low effort comic instead of writing a whole ass fanfic cause chat I’m starting to remember I hate writing

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Bad at writing?

Do memes instead. Do shitposts instead

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Commander Fox: I've decided...me and thorn...we want a baby.

Boba Fett: that's great news? so, am I free to go?

Commander Thorn, slamming some sketchy ass adoption papers: It's you.

Boba Fett: why is my signature already on it!?

Commander Fox: i knew you would deny it. So we forged it. Actually it's legal. Since you're a child and i'm the only parent around.

Boba Fett: since when is that LEGAL?

Commander Fox hitting the table with a judge hammer: silence. I make the rules.

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Commander Cody: why the fuck is Palpatines office a Botanic....holy shit is that a hemlock?

Commander Thorn: Fox sends him flowers whenever we won a battle.

Commander Cody: is that castor beans?

Commander Thorn: no? These are red blueberries. Shh. It's healthy.

Captain Rex disappointed: is this why Anakin is in the medbay? He was visiting this place not long ago...oh kriffing force. He ate the berries...

Commander Cody: ...

Commander Thorn: reenactment of the 'Hunger Games' .

Captain Rex: I mean yeah, they've been hungry. How many berries were sent?

Commander Thorn: a whole bush.

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A young Boba scratching and screaming like a feral little shit while Commander Stone hold him by his collar.

Boba: I'll get ya! Let me go! Hands off clone!! (More biting)

Commander Fox turning around in his chair: It has come to my attention that your recent actions may reflect a certain absence of paternal guidance in your life.

Boba stopping: What is that supposed to mean!?

Commander Fox: you still want to be a nuisance? Therefore I got a proposition. *Sliding a paper towards Boba*

Commander Fox: You may roam free and do whatever you like without disturbing my forces, but I'll will be your guardian for the time being.

Boba squinting: where's the catch?

Commander Fox: call me Father.

Boba: wtf, no

Commander Fox: pretty please 🥺?

Boba: no.

Commander Stone: pwease 🥺?

Boba: :(

Grizzer: 🥺?

Boba: ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

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Commander Fox: remember when I bit you once and you had that water phobia?

Commander Wolffe: yes?

Commander Fox: do you still have it?

Commander Wolffe: ... I never really-

Commander Fox: did you bit others after it?

Commander Wolffe: yes, I did. Why?

Commander Fox: did they have the same symptoms?

Commander Wolffe: yes, but Fox why??

Commander Fox: shit. I started an infection.

Wolffe: WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

Fox: I got diagnosed with rabies...

Wolffe: bro

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The cult. His cult.

i am finally finished with this piece. I wish y'all late Halloween 😔🎃. This took me ages. It's the coruscanti critter community. The CCC-Cult.

Cody's POV when he steps in hearing them chanting:

PS: [it dates back from a comment made under my worshipping fox post, so thanks for the idea. The mandalorian here, is from another post of mine (adoption arc)]

PSP: you name the Mando, pls.

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Fox: you were the one who initialized the whole clone army factory right?

Dooku: not exactly

Fox: but you did started it.

Dooku: if you phrase it like that i did, why?

Fox: i want you to be my rich uncle. Hear me out, i know prime is literally my genetic base...but since you were in it too....and i dislike Prime....can i have you as a role parent?

Dooku: you got me as your leading 'jedi', you want more??

Fox: you signed the papers.

Dooku: you'Re worser than OBI Wan.

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Fox checking some air traffic, comes across Rex and Jesse breaking the speed limit.

Fox: Did you drink before the drive?

Rex: no

While Jesse - holding eye contact - drinks from a bottle of moonshine.

Fox: and that bottle of moonshine?

Rex: you asked about before the drive not during it.

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just a question

For those who can write Mando'a. I just want to know if this is right. Please correct me. It's my first time trying it out. I am asking for grammar corrections on this. I didn't quite grasp it where the " ' " gets added. And secondly, whether this is understandable.

II English version:

Red amored guard shall bear all of us.

He who wanders around.

Command us!

Hear us!

And we shall follow you until the end.