blast your eyeballs back into the right shape

Max; adult; posm :); chaotic dumbass; how you perceive me is not my problem just know I'm a fucking queer lmfao; make a terf mad by loving and supporting your local queers; don't let "perfect" be the enemy of "good", but never let "good" prevent you from being better; an Orb of Possums; Space Slut; let me know to tag anything; check my boost tag; I don't care about any side of your fandom drama - you're wrong if you think that you're the good side for whatever reason. be serious it's not 2000.; I'll block for anything and everything, it's fine, just don't be a dick

[sevaria]

I love u crossdressing I love u transsexualism I love u nonconformity I love u leather I love u hormone replacement therapy I love u gay sex I love u transvestites I love u girlboys I love u femininity I love u gender subversion I love u found family through similar experiences I love u freaks I love u weirdos I love u explicit and unapologetic gender variance

[rowlfthedog]

I wish sending emails filled all of us with this much whimsy

[bungcar]

[beartnie]

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

[thesexiestselkie]

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

[transwolvie]

Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!

[sitcomwatcher]

SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE

[gifs-of-puppets]

'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery (2025)

[passionate-about-puppets]

so my friends are doing a hear me out cake right. APPARENTLY MISS PIGGY COUNTS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT CONVENIENTLY ATTRACTIVE??? THAT IS THE SEXIEST PIG EVER!!!

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[greader-ler]

… Cuphead… Cuphead just did amazing newsman puppetry and announced a new pixel game…

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My life just reached a new high

[strawberry-crocodile]

Just off the top of my head, here's some setting assumptions D&D makes thats not even universal to high fantasy, let alone dark/low fantasy, historical settings, urban fantasy, or scifi;

Magic is something anyone can access with proper education and time

There is a pantheon of very real deities who each have different purviews and distribute magic

Combat is generally slow and grindy, and your average player character or enemy can take multiple strikes from a sword and keep fighting.

Characters will get physically stronger and more martially competent as they continue to adventure, to the point of being able to fight enemies like dragons and giant demons.

Magic takes the form of a specific list of flashy and powerful effects, most of which can be performed in the span of seconds and are oriented around combat.

There is an afterlife and people can be revived

Generally speaking a character is going to have to choose between martial prowess, magical capability, and a sort of "everything else" bucket. In particular, a character specialized for combat is going to have little to do outside of it.

Some of these assumptions (leveling up, grindy combat, characters specializing in combat/magic/noncombat) are both very restrictive in the kinds of stories you can tell, and fundamental to how Dungeons and Dragons works to the point that you lose the benefit of familiarity if you try to remove it. (Good luck selling "We're playing 5e but we're not leveling up" or creating an entirely different suite of classes)

I saw someone compare D&D to Star Wars, which is more or less the most popular "scifi with magic" media; Jedi just don't fit into D&D classes; they're the biggest source of player-side magic, and their powers are a small toolkit of subtle, new-age-mysticism tricks; pretty far from wizards, clerics, and warlocks.

I know 5e-Only types will mostly not care but for the sake of my sanity I need this written down.

[demilypyro]

god bless

[tlirsgender]

Interesting to me how we typically think of HAL as the camera, the glowing red dot in the wall, but actually that's just, like. One of his eyes. He's something more like a nervous system running through the whole ship, or even more abstractly, perhaps a consciousness floating around in there. But if you want a physical depiction he's really a massive network of wires with eyes everywhere watching everything. He's like an angel in this way

[tlirsgender]

Hal's kind of cunty

[tlirsgender]

HAL 9000 has that smooth calm pleasant tone of voice with just a hint of contempt. Like google maps. Or some petty queens. He just reads as sort of femmy slay to me I don't know. God forbid women do anything etc

[tlirsgender]

If he had a body he would be filing his nails and side eyeing you

[tlirsgender]

[ID: three replies from @borrelia that read:

1. "would you be pleased to know that indeed when 2001 came out, a LOT of people noticed this? kubrick and clarke each (iirc) got asked if hal is intentionally gay, if he's kind of womanly, kind of fruity (said with original derision) etc."

2. "anyway when acc wrote the sequels he retconned dave bowman to be gay and then he and hal spent a thousand years together. also in the barbie life in the dreamhouse shorts they made hal barbie's cunty pink closet. so that's probably the best adaptation of the books ive ever seen"

3. "oh right and in the later editions of 2001, acc puts some of his original notes in the preamble, including the idea (that would become hal) of introducing "slightly fag robots"" /end ID]

Well I see I'm not the only one who noticed the computer was serving. Call that gay coded

[tlirsgender]

Found this post again. Let's hear it for slightly fag robots

[tlirsgender]

Happy pride to HAL 9000

[dailycatsblog]

[secondbeatsongs]

happy pride to my auto mechanic in particular, who's about to get blasted by the 00s club beats of my Gay Classics: Outrageous CD when he starts my car - a thing I only realized after I put the car key in the drop-off slot.

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[magicpiano]

People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

[open-sketchbook]

i really really love the magical muskets for a really specific reason, which is that blackpowder guns are way older than people think and should 100% be treated with similar mythological weight to swords and spears and stuff at this point, and they should have equal prominence in generic fantasy fiction stuff.

lemme put it this way; european longswords and european cannons are siblings. they emerged at basically the same time in the early 1300s, and when the longsword was at its peak use in the mid-1400s, the musket was beginning to proliferate.

likewise, the 'modern' style of katana only started being made in the century leading up to the introduction of muskets to Japan; in fact, the reason the katana became The Samurai Sword was because it was a small practical blade you could wear while you carried a gun.

if you can picture your setting having a sword you can use with two hands, then you should have hand cannons. if your knights have full plate, then there should be matchlocks. if you have a magical girl with a sabre, then you should have magical girls with flintlocks.

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile