[cornershelf]

you just won a billion dollars. how are you quitting your job?

just never show up again

politely text my boss that I'm done as of now

give two weeks notice through proper channels

send my boss/the CEO a big fuck you

try to get myself fired

give all of my coworkers a million so we can all walk out together

buy the company

i would not quit my job

button for people who don't work or do freelance

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

[naamahdarling]

Come on now. Wow 25% of you do NOT work for companies that deserve this. How is telling the CEO to go fuck themselves the lowest answer? What mirror world did this post come from?!

[primarch-victus]

Mass Effect 2 Dossiers

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just a fun lil project I decided to do bc I've been feeling creative

[zanephillips]

Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher Reacher 1.01 "Welcome to Margrave"

[purpletangyvaginas]

[grandpaq]

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Just here for the money part lmao

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

Bring me my blessings

[n0kiv]

I just need the money

[stil-lindigo]

prodigal son.

a sort of epilogue for God of War Ragnarok, since I miss these two so much.

support me on patreon

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[wisteria-lodge]

So my problem with most ‘get to know your character’ questioneers is that they’re full of questions that just aren’t that important (what color eyes do they have) too hard to answer right away (what is their greatest fear) or are just impossible to answer (what is their favorite movie.)  Like no one has one single favorite movie. And even if they do the answer changes.

If I’m doing this exercise, I want 7-10 questions to get the character feeling real in my head. So I thought I’d share the ones that get me (and my students) good results: 

What is the character’s go-to drink order? (this one gets into how do they like to be publicly perceived, because there is always some level of theatricality to ordering drinks at a bar/resturant)

What is their grooming routine? (how do they treat themselves in private)

What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? (Gets you thinking about socio-economic class, values, and how they spend their leisure time)

Do they have any scars or tattoos? (good way to get into literal backstory) 

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? (Good way to get some *emotional* backstory in.) 

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? (This one might be a me thing, because I LOVE writing/reading about family dynamics, but knowing what kinds of things were ‘normal’ for them growing up is important.)

Describe the shoes they’re wearing. (This is a big catch all, gets into money, taste, practicality, level of wear, level of repair, literally what kind of shoes they require to live their life.)

Describe the place where they sleep. (ie what does their safe space look like. How much (or how little) care / decoration / personal touch goes into it.)

What is their favorite holiday? (How do they relate to their culture/outside world. Also fun is least favorite holiday.) 

What objects do they always carry around with them? (What do they need for their normal, day-to-day routine? What does ‘normal’ even look like for them.) 

[ilajue]

erm hi

[ceilingfan5]

how particular of an eater are you? if you would not trust a stranger to make the food for you, count it.

0-5

6-15

16-25

26-35

36-45

46-55

more than 56

my number is skewed bc i have complex feelings and want to argue about this

my number is skewed bc i hate stuff not on here

my number is skewed bc i made a point to figure out how to enjoy most foods

Voting ended onMar 28, 2023

put in the tags:

whether you are neurodivergent (or starting to consider the possibility)

your exact score

anything you hate that wasn't on here

and the number one food you Will Not Eat.

[mxayliner]

AU where Ceolbert lives and maintains his summer internship at Ravensthorpe and basically gets adopted by his two moms, Eivor and Randvi

[katara]

please don’t ignore this post

i haven’t gotten any donations in a while and it’s been pretty hard to buy groceries for myself and my family lately, we’re really desperate and we would appreciate any kind of help. i know this platform isn’t the best to be asking for donations but anything helps since we’re living a fucking nightmare. this is embarrassing but please if you could spare a few dollars it would mean the world to us , if you can’t please reblog this post!

I don’t have venmo or cashapp cause they don’t work internationally.

p*ypal  /   ko-fi

[youneedsomeprompts]

20 more domestic OTP with children prompts

requested by: anon

Feel free to use and reblog!

Part 1

#1 - being woken up by their child(ren) and being unable to be annoyed by it because they're just so sweet

#2 - being in awe by how small everything is on a child ('just look at these fingers? How can they be real?!')

#3 - using the child(ren) as an excuse to not do something

#4 - teaching the child how to pronounce their own name, but they just can't get it right

#5 - taking candid pictures of the other when they're taking care of the child(ren)

#6 - having the child cuddling up in their lap after being teased/bullied by another child

#7 - using the made-up words of their child(ren) in all their conversations

#8 - playing rock paper scissors to determine who's bringing the child(ren) to bed

#9 - trying to make a family portrait but the child is always blinking/fooling around

#10 - watching the child(ren) being in awe of the simplest things

dialogue:

#11 - "Where is [child's name]?" "I thought you had them!"

#12 - to the toddler: "Did you really just say [word]?"

#13 - to the other parent and the child(ren): "Weren't you supposed to tidy everything up instead of starting a new game?"

#14 - child: "If you won't stop I'm going to tell mum/dad/parent!"

#15 - child: "I already know everything. You don't have to tell me."

#16 - "No wonder. They're just like their mama/papa/parent."

#17 - to the child: "Could you please bring this to mama/papa/parent?" *handing them a tiny love note*

#18 - child: "But I'm scared. I can't do it."

#19 - child: "I'm already big, though. I'm allowed to do this."

#20 - child: "Look, I made this for you. I also made one for mum/dad/parent."

[novelbear]

ways to respond to: “i love you”

“what did you just say?” 

 “oh.” 

 “no you don’t.”

 “this is all just a little fast, don’t you think?” 

 “i feel the same way.” 

 “really? here? you couldn’t have told me under the stars or something?” 

 “show me.” “what?” “you said you love me, right? show me.” 

 “i don’t believe you.” 

 “this is awkward…” 

 “that’s not getting you out of doing the dishes.” 

 “babe, i love you too, but for the love of god go to sleep.”

 “look…i don’t want to hurt you but…” 

 “you’re serious?” 

 “don’t tell me that if you don’t mean it.” 

 “you can’t.” 

 “i don’t think you do.”  

 “i don’t think i can say the same…” 

 “please, don’t say that.” 

 “i was going to say the same thing.” 

 “oh thank god, i thought that if i had said it, you’d be weirded out.” 

 “you said the same thing to her the other day.” 

 “i can’t tell.” 

 “kiss me.” 

 “i’ve loved you for so long.”

 “damn, i was gonna say it first…” 

 “i want to say it back, i really do, but i don’t know what love feels like.” 

 “i love you too.” 

[queenkyani]

https://picrew.me/image_maker/137904

Icon maker

Hello. The clothes' colours can be changed. Please let me know if you've any issues / queries / concerns / suggestions / hate mail. Personal

I decided to do this Picrew because I love the design so much! So I did me and my OC Kyani. I originally wanted to make Kyani a turtle but due to not being able to figure out what she would look like ( and personally me getting frustrated on thinking of a design for her) I have decided to make her a Kitsune. The reason why I picked that was because it was simply easier for me and plus there are a lot of Different types of Kitsune‘s ( and me personally Liking Kitsunes  to begin with)

Anyway with that out the way. I’m tagging @angelcatlowyn @foreignbrunette @xx1remmy-san1xx and many others! 

[angelcatlowyn]

@queenkyani thank u for the tag dear, this is mine (took a while my internet was bugging again -_-)

I tag these persons @turtle-babe83 @foreignbrunette @leosgirl82 @coolstargirlgirl @geeksauruse @the-four-terrapins @cowabunga-doll @severelychiefprincess and any one else who wants to try

[leosgirl82]

Thank you for the tag @angelcatlowyn ! I love these 🥰

If anyone else would like to make one, please tag me! I would like to see!

@thelaundrybitch @turtle-babe83 @post-apocalyptic-daydream @mysticboombox @rheawritesforfun @fluffytriceratops @exovapor @xanadu702 @raphslovemuffin80 @drowninghell @doctorelleth @digitl-art-monstr

[turtle-babe83-deactivated202409]

Thanks for the tag @leosgirl82 and @angelcatlowyn

Tagging: @coulrofilia-sexuell @iiamber9090 @mysticboombox @post-apocalyptic-daydream @raphslovemuffin80 @raisin-shell @turtlesmakemehappy

[moxfirefly]

Thanks for the tag as usual!!

[pitopishi]

it’s literally them i can’t believe

[mxayliner]

am I the only one who thought the big baddie just had a crush on Raph?

you know the scene

[animauxing]

I sell seashells on your seashore.

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