The Unfortunate Canon Timeline

- ghost is a name i may use - 🍂 he/him | 19🦇 • spooky season connoisseur •

[my-christian-minecraft-server]

hey guys, i'm ghost! I've been on tumblr a really long time, and its about time to make a pinned post.

> about me

19 years old

majoring in songwriting

I love making zines

i make midwest emo style music and i dabble in video game music

i play guitar, bass, a bit of piano, and i sing

i listen to mostly midwest emo rn, but also metal, punk, and goth

been with my lovely wonderful partner for 2 1/2+ years <33

Tags:

# ghosts posts (just my posts)

#ghosts hall of fame (favorite posts)

#shitpost (self explanatory)

#politics n shit (anything political or social commentary)

#meme drawer (anything I find funny)

# my zines (the cool zines I make)

side blog: @gami-gang-gay (media I like)

side side blog: @hobo-crawfish (punk shit & diys )

> no dni, i just block blogs i don’t like

also- fuck ICE, free palestine, trans rights, acab, fuck trump, fuck terfs, fuck all transphobes, all the other things i’m forgetting

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

the raccoon is probably not alive anymore but we will celebrate in his memory regardless 🥺❤️

[virtualgirladvance]

i forget i have the same birthday as him, i will carry the flag

[the-haiku-bot]

i forget i have

the same birthday as him, i

will carry the flag

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sabertoothwalrus]

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[imawitchywitch]

“No Kings is a parade” blah blah blah

Movements take years and multiple different actions. These events are gatherings. Their purpose is to bring people together, cultivate hope, community, resource sharing, creativity, etc. It is not supposed to be a disruptive action, like boycotts or rapid responses teams in the community.

I personally think getting 8 million people to come together, including in the reddest parts of the country, is a win. During an election year, political action is vital and these events motivate people to want to do MORE. Like vote, boycott, run for office, join local groups, and more substantial disruptive actions.

These events are a catalyst for more change. They’re not supposed to be a solution, they are a START.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s so funny to see people’s reaction to pickles.i posted my favorite photo I’ve ever taken of him.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hahahhaha yeah

[cryptotheism]

I know you want mommy to recreate that lesbisn makeup image but do you know how hard tight lining is? Mommy will partially blind you.

[jame7t]

L + Unskilled Mommy

[cryptotheism]

Kitten I'm not gonna lie mommy is straight ass at this

[reefsharkivist]

[spoekelse]

Value Pack

[corpyburd]

Glad everyone is getting so much joy from early Quaker names! Looking forward to seeing any future pets/children/bands/drag acts named after stuff on this list.

[piedude]

[ariaste]

tag yourself, i'm Patience Fish

[whumpster-fire]

Categories Include:

Band Names: Charity Kill, Jane Snowball, Love Butcher, Revolution Sixsmith, Humble Thatcher, Thank Holland

D&D Character Names: Peregrine Doyly, Lancelot Wells, Squire Boone, Chardus Alatheo Eyre, Grissel Toldervy, Rutoron Rettle

Stripper / Porn Star Stage Names: Virgin Kent, Dykes Alexander, Charity Nutt, Patience Rawbone, Sarah Sparkling, Fountain Sterrey, Reuben Rawbone, Discipline Matthews, Jane Snowball

Pro Wrestler Stage Names: Wilde Wilde, Hercules Cross, Constant Shield

Lumberjack Folklore Characters: Old Adams, Cotton Brown, Silence Williams

Lumberjack Folklore Cryptids: Patience Fish, Barb Bee

Fake Names Your D&D Characters Made Up To Get Into A Formal Event: Eustace Cockery, Corn Russell, Marvelous Scanfield, Elizabeth Poope, Gey Poope, Job Bland, Love Beer, Rich Whale

Soulsborne Boss Names: Returned Elgar

Sonic OC Names: Robert Were Fox

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

from @reparrishcomics

[linguisticparadox]

you, a fool: pity fuck

me, an intellectual: Charity Nutt

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[ravenlynclemens]

calvin and hobbes

[rocktopussy]

[pomme-poire-peche]

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

[blessedbycoyotes]

[werothegreat]

one of my faves

[dittoexodus]