...immoderate use of the citrus...

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[my-citrus-pocket]

“You never take a real holiday, you deserve it,” Geralt says, biting heartily into the pizza in his hand.

“And you bloody well know why, son,” Vesemir counters grumpily.

“We know, you are always needed here,” Eskel says, in that smooth and caring way of his. “But we’re all home for the next few weeks, which are always the slowest of the year anyway, what with all the snow and frozen ground. Aiden’s idea is good, you should go.”

OR: While Vesemir is lovingly forced to take a holiday in Toussaint, Aiden experiences his first winter on the farm - both will have to confront their (surprisingly connected) past, while Lambert, happily in love, tries to manage whatever that entails. 

Rated E - Lambert/Aiden, Vesemir/Guxart (background), Geralt/Eskel (minor), Lambert & Aiden & Coën

modern au, farm au, Aiden-centric, game-canon Lambert, no Netflix in this one, fluff and smut, light dom sub undertones, very light, found family, established Lambert/Aiden, developing relationship, getting back together (Vesemir/Guxart)

Chapter 3- Here on AO3

Part of the Rainbow Farm Chronicles series

Part 1: Love’s Worth Running To 

Part 2: Find the Words to Keep You

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[mybeingthere]

Wooden spoon for sherbet. Iran, 1800-1878.

[clintbartons]

Leverage 4.16 — The Gold Job

[viralfrog]

[ullathynell]

Another piece from my 2027 wall calendar! The calendar is currently available in the Woodlands Kickstarter campaign, bundled together with my art book. This piece is also available as individual art prints from Inprnt (USA) and Printler (EU).

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's so cool to make friends in the computer (forgets to respond to everyone forgets to talk to anyone)

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[lightspeedsound]

Adorable, beautiful magic

[green-loaf]

Guys, I think I might be gay

[livsalot]

[daxterdd]

OT3 + The Nigerian Job (part 1)

[fernscare]

peaceful chimera at the river

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

[henryashtran]

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

[henryashtran]

Here’s the only thing that talks about it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

[quantummoonjune]

incredibly important lore drop

[bankhar-deactivated20210703]

With you I could summon the gods and the stars Watch them dance out the plays that we wrote from the heart And we’d laugh at the ghosts of our fears. We were kids.

Consider: Cat Witcher!Jaskier and Aiden. Best friends attempting to outrun their feelings for certain wolves. The attempts are not very succesful.

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[modelsof-color]

Robby Carney and LZ Granderson by Emmanuel Sanchez Monsalve for Out Magazine , Feb 2020

[biathenas-blog-deactivated20190]

that only works in the movies

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[wordswithkittywitch]

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

[queenklu]

Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

[queenklu]

Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Jaskier: What Do You Mean

[cipheramnesia]

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.