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Ryan | 29 | He/Him | Terfs and minors DNI!

[my-under-standings]

[amazoogle]

[bruntalism]

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[geeneelee]

I once took a x4 dose of edible by mistake and thought I had been condemned to live as an immortal space being watching the continents drift and felt unbearably lonely and scared

[what-even-is-thiss]

One time I accidentally took five times the recommended amount for a beginner and i could not get warm for hours. I was shivering violently and felt like I was gonna freeze in the middle of the summer. I was also constantly thirsty and got a massive headache the next day and was slightly high all day next day and it wasn’t a pleasant high either. The physical and emotional discomfort that comes from taking too big of an edible is not good. It’s terrible, actually.

[butchfagminotaur]

one time i had half a bar that was way too fucking strong and spent the night slipping in and out of what i kept calling the “claymation dimension”

[wizard-email]

fish want me women divorce me

[grandmasmut]

Fish want women to divorce me

[wizard-email]

fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships

[fagqueer]

who is doing it like them

[jamesmccloud]

nudes

[jamesmccloud]

hi, 10 years later, why did i take nudes of the little caeser outfit.

[vergak]

[thecadhatter]

[boommaker1]

[pangur-and-grim]

okay

[pangur-and-grim]

[farmlesbians]

[nudityandnerdery]

The internet trauma dumped on poor Elmo

And Sesame Street said "Y'all need therapy."

[nudityandnerdery]

Oh, wait. Then Sesame Street said, "We're still here for you." 🥹

[beetleintheroots]

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[kalpasoft]

I really like how these sprites came out.

[hypersensationalism]

oh my god

[hypersensationalism]

in loving memory

[moominirl]

[biomedical-nacre]

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[cali]

[nessa007]

[nessa007]

[salaciouscrumbb]

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

[mystic-lilac]

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me