OwO

Dont use tumblr as much 💙

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[haromantic]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[Image description: a tag that reads: this cannot be true because i do not remember it / end description]

[ffishstick]

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

[madlencen]

@funnier-as-a-system

[autistichalsin]

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lowpolyanimals]

Bird from Crash Bandicoot

[sirenqueer]

antis are noobshippers, we are proshippers, yumes are hackershippers, and people dating fictives/fictionkins of their favs are godshippers. btw.

[preistkisserr]

polyamorous incestious relationship when 🤤

[verymanyrats]

person: man i hate that restaurant, it costs an arm and a leg to eat there

transabled person: oh man, thats awful. hey what restaurant btw?

[wolfythewitch]

These pictures side by side are so funny to me girl what happened

[wolfythewitch]

I'm going to be very honest with you guys I was talking about the lack of joy and life in his eyes. His receding hairline did not register to me on any level. It seemed to me as natural as the sun

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[your-therian-parent-says]

pro tip its legal to make a den in your room out of blankets and pillows and plushies and sleep in it

it also costs zero dollars to hide in the darkness of your newly built den and make unsettling noises to ward off intruders

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con