My BEAZ Wax

Reblogs: Dragon Age, Comics, Feminisim, X-Files, Science, Pugs, Art, Fashion, and many other various geeky things.

[proffbon]

I already spend all my coin at Treviso market, I don't want to pay Spite too.

[elvhenguard]

The funny thing is Lucanis makes most of the meals so he could kill us all by poison.

[animentality]

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[thedurvin]

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

[cosmic-microwave-background]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Paolo Sebastian “East of the Sun and West of the Moon” fw19 couture collection

[thatadhdfeel]

hey everyone. how we feeling

[thatadhdfeel]

glad to see we are all varying degrees of feral, but like, together

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[seelcudoom]

all im saying is aint noone recreate the entire kill la kill opening with kanye

[lacetulle]

[lacetulle]

Dolce & Gabbana | Alta Moda 2019

[legs-are-just-for-show]

why doesn’t travis, the largest mcelroy, not simply eat the other two

[autisticangus]

good news! there IS a fanfic about this!

[ghostboyjules]

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[duzy-pies]

Never underestimate the powers that cat

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

if the cat wants to go there it will

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid]

Even though I'm vegetarian i shall reblog the Revenge Meatloaf™

[cherrygrenade]

As shall I

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[the-awkward-turt]

In case anyone was curious, Denver Zoo is literally hosting a Pride event this year called “True Colors Safari”:

“Celebrate Your YOUness with an adventure-packed evening at Denver Zoo! Whether it’s in the animal kingdom or your own community, we all thrive when our unique selves come together in beautiful harmony. After all, we’re each perfect exactly the way we are. So come join this celebration where birds of every feather can flock together and show off their true colors in wild and amazing ways. Explore a festive world of music, entertainment, food and drinks, community conversations and fascinating animal experiences all highlighting the LGBTQIA+ community and organizations.”

So yeah. These homophobes are REALLY barking up the wrong tree. 

[todaysbird]

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

cryptids of opposing powers

[consultingfujoshi]

[buystars]

[omgthatdress]

AAAAAAAAH!

Completely thrilled to see that a drag KING will be competing this season. Drag kings need soooo much more love.

the wait until August is gonna kill me!

[louisegluckpdf]