My Brain Dosent Work Anymore

Welcome to my random thoughts and fangirling and occasionally my art (This blog is basically a dumpster for all my shitty randomness)

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

When yoi find a new part of your fandom and become completely obsessed and say up till 9:30am reading fanfic amd your family doesn’t understand so they’re mad you slept all day even though it’s a Saturday.

[harleyquinnv]

i really love the idea of bruce actually being a good fucking father and dc being a bunch of stupid cowards and not writing him as one is my villain origin story thanks for tuning in

[jasontoddiefor]

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

It’s hilarious

Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so

Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old

And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad

You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells

Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial

It’s gets better with every kid he adopts

Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her

Clark, however, freaks out.

“You’re 26!”

“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”

“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”

“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“

Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.

Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”

Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

Ok this is a repost of a Tumblr post I found on Pinterest but. Can I please get some cute ass batfamily stuff please. Like imagine a sleepy Damian in the back of Alfreds car or some cute shit like that.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

Imagine person b secretly being into art and they tend to do it when they get stressed. Person a finds this out and lets them color in their tattoos or paint on their back or something to help them calm down when they’re stressed out anxious.

Idk if this has been done before but I thought it was a cute idea and thought I’d share.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

I’m not sure who would be who Bruce or Clark (I could really see it go either way) but I’m absolutely in love with the concept and need a fanfic short or some fan art or something.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

Imagine person b secretly being into art and they tend to do it when they get stressed. Person a finds this out and lets them color in their tattoos or paint on their back or something to help them calm down when they’re stressed out anxious.

Idk if this has been done before but I thought it was a cute idea and thought I’d share.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

Worst Chefs in America selebrity addition (DC version)

Ok theirs two ways we could do this heroes vs villains or because canonically Bruce can’t cook for shit he goes on the show also I wouldn’t be surprised if lex didn’t end up on the show also.

[jenna-and-julien-comics]

Silence and neutrality only ever help the oppressors. Do what you can to end the injustice. This whole situation makes me sick. No one should have to explain to you that you should care about others no matter their race or ethnicity.

And if you don’t like that this is here. Don’t follow me.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

Are we just going to ignore the time in Batman The Brave and the Bold when Alfred wrote batman fanfic

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

This whole quarantine/ social distancing thing sucks because I’m stuck in a house with people who drain my social and emotional battery and I cant get away from them. My brain hurts and I’m tired. For fucks sake someone come save me.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

What no I did not make my dog a Robin bow tie so we could be Batman and Robin that’s ridiculous. I made him both a robin and a batman one just incase he wants to switch things up. (Batman bowtie not shown)

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

What happens when the quiet nerd gets fed up with peoples shit? You get an antiheroe

New OC for the New Metro tag on TikTok.

[kaohukaohu]

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

This has made me realize that I need more drawings of Superman with long hair.

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

I can’t write for shit so if some wants to make this happen please do.

Ok so we’ve all seen the cute flower shop au but I’ve never seen it done with charters that are really built and muscular so superbat au

Idea A. Clark moves to metropolis or Gotham and opens up a flower shop and Bruce is his normal pouting self. And maybe (this doesn’t have to be part of it) Clark starts giving him a new flower every day to try and get him to lighten up.

Idea B. Bruce is the flower shop owner (and although he’s good at what he does if you look close enough he doesn’t really seem to be happy) and Clark is his usual happy sunshiny self who comes in once because he needs flowers for something and then starts finding excuses to buy flowers just so he can see and get to know Bruce better.

Feel free to use these prompts as is or mix them up/ put your own spin on them. I just had the idea and thought it was really cute.

@superbataddict

[sully-s]

I’m listening to old classical music you know the kinda that always sounds like ballroom music, and I thought (even tho I didn’t really illustrate in these doodles) that capes could be all flowly and cool like ballroom dresses. That and I’ve been daydreaming 82 different ways the justice league finds out that Clark and Burce have been married for years and they never knew until something happens.  Becuase damn I love that trope 

Like their on a mission and for whatever reason they need to do a couples dance-off and no one knows how to do couples dancing and from the back, Batman and Sups just stroll up and take the position and own that ballroom. Because when they got married ten years ago Clark wanted to be all traditional and have the first dance and Burce being a perfectionist made them go a world-class 10 time winner dancer and train for months just so they could have the best first dance.

[jasontoddiefor]

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

It’s hilarious

Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so

Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old

And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad

You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells

Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial

It’s gets better with every kid he adopts

Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her

Clark, however, freaks out.

“You’re 26!”

“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”

“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”

“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“

Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.

Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”

Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes

[mylifeconsistsofmydogandmyotps]

I did a quick mock up of what I thought a good Halbarry logo would look like. What do you think? (I know the lines are rough like I said its a quick mock up) ok do you like it with the red or without?