Metropolis and Gotham keep having pissing contests over which one of their heros is better meanwhile Coast City and Central City think their heros are definitely fucking and each time Hal is on earth Wally has to open twitter to see tweet #67 that says "Yo @Coast City your guy has been spotted on seventh avenue having a date with flash can you come get him" and it's the blurriest picture of Hal and Barry on a roof somewhere eating the most dogshit food and Wally just sighs.











