Trash

21 yo dumpster fire

[bubblegum-magnesium]

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

The Wild Robot (2024) | The Wild Robot (by Peter Brown) | Pluto (2023) | A Psalm for the Wild Built (by Becky Chambers) | Zima Blue (2019) | The Last Bastion (2016) | All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace (by Richard Brautigan) | Castle in the Sky (1986)

[romanceyourdemons]

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

[papayafromtv]

Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

~

Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

~

Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[mooniism]

”what’s your favorite horror story” idk probably when jean moreau said that he wishes kevin day was dead because then he could die too

[blousemouse]

I can't believe she killed the cardboard dog 😭 Nora please

[minyard-05]

katelyn, trying to make conversation: so, how did you and andrew meet?

neil: he hit me with a racquet

katelyn: oh.

neil, attempting to continue conversation like a normal person: how did you and aaron meet

katelyn: ...coffee shop...

[not-aliens]

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

[dreaminghour]

[meteorherd]

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

[kanoyachi]

i hate whenever people say "autism and adhd are basically the same disorder" because that isn't even remotely true. autism believes a strong defense is the best offense, and focuses on keeping plays connected in order to steadily earn points, while adhd is characterized by unpredictable high risk combination attacks that prioritize scoring

[marinella-ela]

[drtanner]

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

[ihaveashrinkray]

[mikkeneko]

[minyard-05]

montage of neil in the nest at the end of AFTG season two set to carol of the bells. would that be wild or what

[captain-sunshine-11]

and the episode ends with a hard cut to black with neil on the ground and the last thing you hear is the last note, firm and sheer, "—Ding."

[apaleyellow]

an AU I would sell my left kidney for but genuinely have zero idea where I would even begin to write it:

Dead Poets Society AU

Literally imagine.

Wymack as Mr. Anderson, the team as the members of dead poets society.

Someone please write this for me.

[mania-sama]

i need an all for the game AU for haikyuu injected into my VEINS. if anyone has ANY knowledge of one, LET ME KNOW. I NEED IT. and no, i don’t mean a regular mafia au. i mean ALL FOR THE GAME mafia and character roles 😡

[gallifreyanwriter]

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

[powersandplanetaries]

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”

[logo-comics]

Everyone would have guessed it to be the other way around.

[friendly-neighborhood-disaster]

Spencer could have prevented the apocalypse, but Sam definitely could not have raised Carly

[cinnamon-ginger]

This is the only take that matters

[lightlytoastedcashews]

twins in media

aaron & andrew minyard - the king’s men (bonus chapter) by nora sakavic // katie & emily fitch - skins uk (2007-2013) // atsumu & osamu miya - haikyuu!! (2014-2020) // noah & jude sweetwine - i’ll give you the sun by jandy nelson // ethan & aiden steiner - teen wolf (2011-2017) // dipper & mabel pines - gravity falls (2012-2016)