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My name is Jacqueline, I'm 19 and I live in NOVA. I mostly reblog humor; however, I have an extremely convoluted mind and that's going to be quite evident here.

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[programmerhumour]

Better suited here than any other package

[shutupimtryin2write]

IM CRYING

[thatdiva]

[imgetting2old4diss]

Finally somebody else saw it too

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

not sure why people find this weird, both are made for the human sitting in them to be able to do so relatively comfortably for long hours. It just happens to be that ergonomics don't really change *that* much over the course of growing up.

[kosmonin]

Sorry its actually because gamers are little babies :/

[return-of-the-french]

Wrong that's bc we're all born as gamers but most are changed by society 😔😔😔

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dotsz]

southern raiders zuko and jasmine dragon zuko r on two opposite ends of a spectrum but theyre both peak

[dotsz]

these r the same character

[sindri42]

It’s all explained in full by the fact that he is 16 years old.

[fibrofox]

my epiglottis is garbage

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ? 

[houl-eater]

good point op but the flat ass craze of the 90s and early 2000s was rooted in racism and hatred of black features. i think thats important to not overlook

[arboreyes]

And this fat ass craze is rooted in racism and objectification/commodification of black features and the idea that they look better on white women, just fyi

[orjanism]

IS THIS THE “and they say girls with dimples cant be nurses” BITCH SHBABAJSJSNSAJJ

[orjanism]

only LEGENDS make it to tumblr ads 💅🏽

[karmasex]

crying

[fuselii]

legends 

[gluten-free-pussy]

Queen shit

[kateordie]

[deadgirldying-blog]

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

What Do This Mean .

[deadgirldying-blog]

i can’t explain my poetry often.

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

aight

[deadgirldying-blog]

for you people who think this is funny and honestly dont get my poem i will spell it out for you in 6th grade format. if you guys still dont understand after this I can reblog this again and explain in baby talk.

1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that wont leave means that girls who are so great/amazing whatever but she moved on or doesnt like you or whatever so she never leaves your head.hence the stickiness that wont leave. 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever. this can mean a few things but basically a fragile girl who gets hurt and leaves you. “blow away” meaning you blew on her (the dandelion) metaphor for you hurting her. 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw. okay i understand how this is confusing to some but its really the bad girls the rebels the girls who are labeled “sluts” 4. home. you feel safe around her she is inside you like a home you are inside her and never want to leave. she makes you feel comfortable she makes you feel warm she is typically a girlfriend a wife. do i need to explain more about this one?

Im going to tag this under my major tags so the stupid people who come visit my blog after seeing a reblog of that “WHAT DO THIS MEAN” with the black guy or whatever it was can understand that i didnt just write random stuff. im not saying that poem was good but im saying it makes sense but it wont make sense if you’re a surface thinker

if anyone has seen this and know someone whos reblogged that stupid post show them this. 

[officialcrow]

aight

[ampervadasz]

[thebestoftumbling]

grizzly bear having a swim

[bananashemmo]

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

[dlubes]

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

[asianartiste]

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat