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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man
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Whatever you say man
I KNOW HOW THE DEVILS GOT TO THE NINTH
Y’all know that theory that devils are souls that have been used to fuel a resurrection? John saying Harrow’s parents committed a resurrection, Cytherea calling herself the vengeance of the ten billion, Teacher saying there are ten billion angry ghosts in the facility.
The devils attacking the Ninth are not the ten billion. They’re the two hundred. The children whose souls Priamhark and Pelleamena used to fuel Harrow's conception.
Now, you may have noticed Harrow’s parents committed their resurrection nineteen years ago, and as of yet nobody in the Ninth House has sprouted long black tongues and eyelids with teeth. So why now?
In Harrow the Ninth, as Varun approaches the Mithraeum, the River empties of ghosts. Augustine says that ghosts flee before a Resurrection Beast. “Poor bastards are terrified.” And the Ninth House has a Resurrection Beast in the basement.
But then she leaves.
Alecto leaves the Tomb, leaves her body behind, and rides her connection to Harrow into Harrow’s body. And now there’s no slumbering planetary revenant to ward off the devils, so back they come. The very next time some Ninth geezer keels over, the devils take the wheel and it begins.
The devils didn’t come to the Ninth. They were already there. They were born there, and they died there. Priamhark and Pelleamena slaughtered two hundred children to save their House, and in so doing damned it.
@oh-jod-dammit
OOOH... The exact details here could vary some (like Harrow's BEEN carrying that piece of Alecto, and... well, I'd say Nona existed for six months before any of this happened, but time is physically broken so that doesn't necessarily mean too much), but I absolutely do think SOMETHING going on with Alecto incited that change. Maybe even her tapping into her powers with the Tantrum and the HELP! HELP! HELP! Maybe they'd been bonded to Harrow's body, yet another force haunting her, but they fled when the Resurrection Beast that had taken up residence in the background made her true power known. That would line up with the timing on the devils, having been attacking for only a day! And then they'd ride their thanergetic links home instead, or SOMETHING. Again, exact details could vary a LOT of ways.
BUT THE DEVILS BEING THE 200... That makes SO much fucking sense, and I can even add... The devils on Earth (and/or Antioch; Antioch may well BE the First, we don't know) might not be the 10 billion, but the missing 1 billion John burnt up to Resurrect his roughly 5 million... I suspect he's got the 10 billion in a chokehold using them for power in other ways, like dilating time via stele ("less to do with travel than they are with transmission", carvings of the dead languages they would have spoken and fresh blood aka the best thing for tempting ghosts needed to function, etc), but that's a whole other thing unto itself.
But souls burned up for Resurrection, and souls burned up for "a type of" Resurrection.... YEAH... Yeah I'll sure as hell incorporate this into my theories.
reading new books is so hard because like. i know not every sentence can be "memory hit harrowhark nonagesimus with the inexorable gravity of a satellite sucked from orbit, flinging itself to die on the surface of its bounden planet; the world hit her like a fall."
but a lot of them aren't even trying.
THE LOCKED TOMB MARCH MADNESS
A chaotic poll fandom event based on an event in the ASOIAF fandom on twitter.
32 characters will go head to head in a tournament of your (yes your!) choosing. Vote on characters based on whatever criteria you want. It can be your favourite. Who would win in a fight. Who you would want to see fall down a flight of stairs. Who needs a nap more. Who can eat the most hot dogs in one sitting.
Each poll will stay open for 3 days. Feel free to add propaganda, but everyone is voting for something different.
Have fun! Get creative! Happy voting!
Round 1 side 1 will be added to this post
Round 1 Bracket 1
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Pelleamena Novenarius
Round 1 Bracket 2
Marta Dyas
Isaac Tettares
Round 1 Bracket 3
Commander Wake
Judith Deuteros
Round 1 Bracket 4
Ortus Nigenad
Nona
Round 1 Bracket 5
Ianthe Tridentarius
Aiglamene
Round 1 Bracket 6
Silas Octakiseron
Cytherea the First
Round 1 Bracket 7
Augustine the First
Naberius Tern
Round 1 Bracket 8
Protesilaus Ebdoma
Palamedes Sextus
Remember to hydrate your necro 💧
Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in
anatomy of a humiliation
trying to explain the tlt relationships to people is like. okay so jesus is in love with a genocide baby haunted by mother mary in a sword and mother mary had an affair with the angel gabriel and also stole a sperm from god with a capital G by having his angels have a threesome with him and also lesbian cain and abel are there and cain is in love with the genocide and sort of abel too. on the normaler side we have the don quixote girl who is in a pride and prejudice situationship with a librarian and his guard dog
Don't forget, the genocide baby is in a love triangle with jesus and the holy ghost, who is also haunting her.
Griddlehark, as lovey-dovey as they ever are <3
if astarion transitioned -- and he would if it were possible! -- he would transition into ianthe tridentarius. send tweet
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
