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“Ohhh, humans don’t have fangs or claws or antlers or anything, we’re not scary”

Excuse me

Your pupils dilate, you blink less, your primate cousins SMILE, and because you evolved as a pursuit predator you can pursue prey on foot for WEEKS. Your teeth and digestive tract are capable of eating almost anything, and you CHOOSE to eat meat anyways.

IMAGINE A GRINNING, UNBLINKING, WIDE-EYED FIGURE THAT CAN RUN, SWIM, JUMP, CLIMB, AND PERFECTLY IMITATE THE VOICES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND TELL ME YOU WOULDNT BE SCARED SHITLESS TO MEET ONE

#humans are skinwalkers?#lol #wendigos?#something like that?

-hewastheirfriend

ok so i was watching this gif carefully

and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and could help shield her if they crashed’

but then i kept watching it and i noticed how she immediately pulls him forward

and first i thought it was the momentum of her jump but you can clearly see in the gif how she gets settled (quickly) THEN pulls him close to her

and then i realized

that is a bullet hole.

Nat somehow knew EXACTLY where Steve was gonna get shot at, jumped up into his seat, and saved him

Natasha Fucking Romanoff

captain-flint

!!!!!!!!!!!!

she didn’t just jump in the front to save steve, tws shot at her first

she also pushed sam away from the bullet bc she knew he’s next

all of this in the span of 3 seconds how fast do u think her brain works i mean DAMN

notcuddles

DANG. Y'all don’t miss anything, do you?

This is really excellent though because this is clearly Natasha’s training at work. You know what she’s thinking here is “how would I do this hit?“ And of course the answer is you work back to front. Your targets, after all, are basically fish in a barrel, they’re stuck in a metal box and most people’s instincts are that being in the car is safer than being out (which is probably true in a lot of cases but “safer” isn’t anything like “actually safe”), so they more than likely wont stop and try to run, at least in those first couple of seconds. From there, you want to neutralize your targets working forward - back seat first, then front passenger, and driver last because you don’t want to deal with the car swerving around because the driver has a hole in his head.

writemarvelousthings

She really was the strongest Avenger

rodnt

i’m supposed to feel bad for the military? i don’t

xlilmochi

No ones saying you have to feel bad but respect would be nice…

But that’s just me.

rodnt

i’m supposed to respect the military? i don’t

inthisplacecalledhome

Going into Memorial Day weekend in the US, I’m gonna take a second to elaborate on why I’m not offended by this opinion as a twenty year military wife.

The military-industrial complex is a broken system. It’s bloated, redundant, and over-powered. It is a machine run by corporate talking heads. As a whole, the military takes in meat, chews it up and spits it out. It does. Not. Care.

So, no, don’t feel bad for the military. Hell, don’t respect it either.

All I ask, is that you recognize that the vast majority of the people that sign on the dotted line, have no clue what they are actually getting into. So many of them are solely doing it so that they can attend college without going into massive amounts of debt. They are going into the military to support families with “free” healthcare and a guaranteed paycheck. And then there are the few that do it because they have been led to believe that it’s a great thing to serve one’s country. And every single one of these types of people will be chewed up, and spit out different from how they went in. If they’re lucky, it won’t change much for them. But more often than not they’ll come out bitter, or depressed, or like my husband classified 100% disabled with PTSD and very little usable help from the equally broken VA health system.

And get back around to Memorial Day, there are the most unfortunate few. Those that died for a country that doesn’t even know what we are fighting for other than more profit, more money, more power.

myphoneiscoolerthanme

Agreed. Hate the system, not the individuals. Many of them are very good people with good intentions trying to learn skills to better themselves and to help out the country in the grand scheme of things. The military is a broken machine that flat out lies to a lot of these people and many of them are just kids. I wouldn't say they're all owed immediate reverential respect any more than anyone else when you meet them, but I do think they don't all deserve the hatred and disrespect a lot of y'all direct at them...

catsofinstagram

From @kafka_black: “ポフポフかふ氏” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2IYJ1Nk ]

glittergradient

THIS IS SPOT ON.

this is what people mean when they say daenerys going mad was a senseless rushed plot twist for the sake of shock value. it wasn’t her ruthlessness that came out of nowhere, it was the fact that she directed it at harmless innocents that posed no threat, when she had always consistently directed it at her enemies.

#yes #this is what i've been saying #game of thrones #game of thrones spoilers

totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.