✦ follow the north star

irl emotional vampire, boyfriend/princegendered + one billion xenos, xey/he pronouns, very polyamorous and neopaganist

[myramenisfuckingcold]

parasitic paracosm system ! slash one bajillion subsys titles.

main names you can call us are clover and north, or myraki if you're close

✦ our current special interests are all either cryptid/gore horror or medieval/magical fantasy!

✦ we are gothy, vampirekin and as polite as possible! we love making friends and are cool with talking to mutuals :::).

✦ minor !!!!! 16yo (my birthday is november 1st :::))

✦ ceruleanblood, scorzia witch of mind, web stranger & eye avatar, funtimes enthusiast, unicorn with luck related cutie mark... *wakes up* guh? what was i talking about? what

✦ main artblog is myramenisfuckingcold-artblog!!!!!!!!!!!

✦ i will never update my rentry.

feel free to dm randomly for whatevaaa. i love to meet new people and would love to speak to moots! username is wishuponthenorthstar on discord

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[tzelofachad]

I hate to do this but

@shakespearean-corrector

“I’ll call thou troops?”

shouldnt that either be “thy” or “thee?”

[shakespearean-corrector]

I saw this earlier and it felt like that fucker Rouxls Caard

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[drangel76]

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[crabussy]

this one gets it. it's a flippant yet enigmatic and inclusive hand wave in survey form and I love it

[horseblob]

we can eat wednesday food today

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[everydaywomble]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. ❄️🌨️🗻🗻🚁🚁🔫🐕🐾🐾🏘️🧍🧍🐕‍🦺🐶🧍🧍🏘️🚁🤠🇳🇴💀🥀🧊🧊🚁🔪🛌🐕🏠🐕🐕🐕🛑🧠🫀🫁👁️🦴🦷🦠🔥🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🎒🌨️❄️✋🧎✋🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🔥🔥🚙🧍🧍🐕🪓🚁🪓📻📻🪓🩸🅰️🅾️🆎🅱️🛋️ 🩸🩸🕶️🔫🧑‍🔬🔥🔥💉❄️❄️👖❄️❄️🧨🧨🫀☠️💪💪👄🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥👤🕷️😧🔥🔥🪢🩸🧵🪡😎👍🌿😮🩸🩸🩸👁️🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🕶️⚰️☠️🔥🧊❄️🌨️🛸🧨🧨🧨💀🧍🍾🧍

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[nikoanesti]

Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[myramenisfuckingcold]

💬💜🤍🎂💭... full of talking and thinking about how much i love cake apparently

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]