don't mind me i just live here

she/her | 30

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[pnglove]

[sacred-portal]

[mortalityplays]

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

[mortalityplays]

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[thatdamnokie]

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[kittybroker]

Dastardly smoking png huffing and puffing their way onto the market for only $6.80!

[dogposts]

[kristina100000]

espresso martini: don’t drink me so fast… savor me. why are you in such hurry

me: oh i didnt know you were down to earth like that… my bad

[livelovelaugh-777]

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[dropovers]

[koiagain]

Frantically screamingWAIT WAIT WAIT As tumblr refreshes and the Most beautiful piece of fan art i’ve ever seen DISAPPEARS

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay