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I made an armour for the little wolf, what do u think? ;)
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“Don’t look at me like that. You agreed to this little game remember?” he said with a smile, sitting in his favorite lazy chair.
I continued to stare him down for a brief moment before my inner despair bubbled up to the surface.
“I know but but…” I said, pleading. “This is a cruel and unusual punishment! I haven’t earned this cruelty at all! Haven’t I been a good little sub for you? Haven’t I behaved and obeyed all your requests with a sweet eager smile?"
"You certainly have and I’m proud of you for it.” he said, sipping his drink.
“So why not just drop me then? Pllleeeassseee…. With sugary blowjobs on top?” I said as I put on my best puppy dog eyes.
He chuckled.
“I’m not saying you won’t drop tonight.” he said as he looked at his phone, ignoring my pretty eyes. “I’m saying that you need to drop yourself by finding the trigger word through the game. If not… Well… You might still drop tonight… But you won’t remember. You do remember THAT, don’t you my dear?”
“Yes Sir… I do remember.” I said as I sighed.
“Prove it.” he said as he lifted his eyes from the screen to look at me. “Remind me of the rules of our little Wordle game.”
His eyes took on the steely quality that sent a shiver down my spine. His authority had this way of being… Felt… At that moment, he wasn’t my gentle and caring lover…
He was my Dom.
It took all my fragile self control to keep myself on the bed and not go kneel at his feet. I wanted him to play with me… Drop me… Use me… I wanted to feel his control and he knew it. Craved it just as much as I did.
But that was not part of the game, so I stayed put and complied with his request.
“The rules of the Wordle game…” I said as I licked my lips. “State that if I can’t discover the trigger word you set up in the Wordle game, I don’t get to experience my beloved trance.”
“Which means…” he urged me on.
“Which means…” I said with a cute pout. “That you can still drop me and play with me… But I’m not allowed to remember it.”
“Exactly. And what happens if your pretty little brain DOES work out the trigger word?”
“Well I instantly drop of course!” I said with a wink. “But my reward is that I remember all of it! And I get to be played with for hours!”
I couldn’t contain my excitement at the thought of being played with like that. He’s done so on numerous occasions and every time, his creativity ensured that I collapsed in his arms feeling utterly satisfied and fulfilled.
“Hours might be stretching it my dear.” he said as he looked down at his phone. “But you’ll remember it all and be appropriately satisfied once I’m done having my fun with you. Provided you do actually drop yourself of course.”
“Just you wait then! I’ll be in a trance in no time!” I said as I opened up the special version of the Wordle App.
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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of
I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film
Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans
The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,
The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint
Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.
According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:
Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island
I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.
I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.
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Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr.
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He's not a leghorn, as they look like this:
Completely white, including head and tail. There are other color morphs but they're fully colored, not white.
He's not a RI red
Or a RI white
What he looks like, to me anyway, is more like an ISA brown rooster, which is a crossbreed between RIR and RIW (and a bunch of other stuff minorly, but the mix is a French secret):
And they have a huge variation of where the brown falls, if it falls, as some are a lot more white than this, or colored tail feathers etc.
So I would tend to agree he's probably a barnyard mix living in Rhode Island and probably has leghorn on whatever side he takes his last name from (especially since his comb sits forward like a leghorn's).
now we need Daniel Craig to do a Looney Tunes impression
he does do one in Knives Out, didn't you read the post
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