~*~ Killin Me Softly ~*~

Yo names Myth I'm into a little bit of everything.

[ztudiolaire]

"What was Astarion like as a magistrate?" Astaryzma.

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[epicallyepicepicosity2]

[kittyoperas]

smoochies for fenlyn's favorite antivan

drawn for zevran week over on twt last month

[pukicho]

I like loosening important looking screws and bolts from various vehicles and buildings whenever I go outside.

[flynntus]

Does this have any negative consequences?

[pukicho]

Believe it or not, yes.

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[evoimations]

OP speaks only truth

[sibmakesart]

i told myself i wasnt gonna answer but my hand slipped

also i hope you die in a ditch

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples & apparently also crack dealers.

[guerrillatech]

[vexiad0]

Dropped her like a brick lol, that's how you know she's actually a serious activist, good on her

[okthisway]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[wanderer-chronicles]

[cyberdelph]

by @boketto_X

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[frooogscream]

[vonspe]

regrettably, i'm fully on the gale/drow tav boat

meme ref👇

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[internetgreatesthits]

[last-fast-naturalist]

Fuck oligarchs.

[battybat604]

Really? Right across the Daily Planet where *everyone* can admire the view??