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F 21 only actually active on side blogs

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[mythical101]

@durusila

[pukicho]

Stranger danger. If you don't know them, Kill them

[mythical101]

@durusila

[princesseblade]

More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

[mythical101]

@durusila

[pukicho]

I’m going to take a nap, and when I get back, it better be back to normal, timblr

[mythical101]

@durusila

[unusual-suspects]

fiddlefoot things

[mythical101]

@durusila

[anxietyproblem]

[mythical101]

@durusila

[i-am-a-fish]

If you do not use an ad blocker please consider using an ad blocker I'm on my hams and knees begging you

[bucket-system]

hams

[mythical101]

@durusila

[gothamfactoryworker]

Let’s talk about tourists in Gotham.

They never have gas masks. They’re almost always either trying to catch a glimpse of Batman and putting themselves in danger for it or some of those weird true crime obsessed podcasters or both. They ask people questions about their family members who were victims of crime that they just should not be asking. They have a very detached way of looking at all the problems in Gotham.

They always come to Gotham as some sort of day trip, never doing enough research about the rogues or how to stay safe in Gotham, to the point that Archie Goodwin International Airport and the train station have started to give out “Safety in Gotham” flyers and put up posters for tourists all over Gotham.

I’m not a fan of tourists in Gotham in general, but do you know what type of tourist I’ve never seen be unprepared or insensitive or put themselves in danger or just have no survival instincts whatsoever? It’s not who you’d think.

Architecture students on a field trip to study Gotham’s architecture.

Their gas masks are up to date, their professor always carries antidotes for the most common Gotham toxins you might come across like fear toxin or joker venom, sometimes including extras so they can help people outside of their group. They drill those students on what to do in an emergency before they come to Gotham.

So in short, screw those weird true crime podcasting tourists, props to the architecture professors who go above and beyond to ensure their students safety in Gotham.

[mythical101]

@durusila

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[mythical101]

@durusila

[mythical101]

I made a new account!! Please find me @durusila

[xanaxfarts]

Cat Series a series of cats placed on flatbed scanners

[creepozoid-temple-of-viv]

[chapstickprincess-deactivated20]

[thysilus]

me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022

[thysilus]

wh…what?

[thysilus]

BRO??????????????

[thysilus]

u seein this shit, bedroom demon?

[ddaughterofaphrodite]

“I felt dreadfully inadequate. The trouble was, I had been inadequate all along, I simply hadn’t thought about it. The one thing I was good at was winning scholarships and prizes, and that era was coming to an end.” — Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

[myspacecrybaby]

when social media was treated as part of life not life itself