Myth's Blog

Hello! I'm Myth! Here I reblog things and sometimes talk. Feel free to talk to me!

[shitmystudentswrite]

God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

[goomy-life]

i really like this concept magolor

[durbikins]

GIMMIE A HUG, MAN

[dunsparce]

I LOVE YOU, MAN COME HERE

[serotnin]

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

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[antifa-hulk]

[vanilla-latte]

if you’re not already subscribed to vinesauce i highly reccommend you do

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

environmental storytelling

[nemhaine42]

i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.   

[camwyn]

Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?

[ceruleancynic]

SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO

not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you can’t even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.

listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or ‘30 seconds’ or whatever. sometimes it’s just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.

[gostaks]

SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest

7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest

zero items from pinterest not a single one I’m free

[iapislazuli]

facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know

 he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series “All Hail King Julien”. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.

he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive. 

in “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, julian starts a nightclub called “Club Moist”. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called “I Love Your Toes” about king julian’s feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously

this song has a full version on youtube 

this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page: 

“In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmother’s life force, and she now lives inside his mind.”

also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is “FEEEEET!” 

[celestialrunes]

i didnt need to know any of this

[toytulini]

Display Box, for King Juliens feet after he Dies

From the Aformentioned video

Some more Fun Facts,

[describingcolours]

Mort is a mouse lemur. Mouse lemurs are otherwise known as cannibal lemurs

Mort is into vore

No really. He wants to be eaten multiple times in the show

[toytulini]

https://toytulini.tumblr.com/post/163730280543/for-fucks-sake

[toytulini]

OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THIS

[dongcroncher]

Also remember they put this shit in the show:

[frist-dumblr]

if you watched All Hail King Julien, you would also know that he’s a necrophiliac.. it’s referenced like at least 5 times in the show

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I changed my mind this is actually the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[drifarchived-deactivated2019050]

Best of today‘s doodles. Wow, I’m uploading my trash for once.

[roccococat]

Ashfur

[doge-w-a-bloge]

Every time I think about this one save point in Hotland, I can’t stop smiling.

Like, pretty much other save point in the game is named after the location it’s in, and/or after after an object or landmark in the area.

For example, the save points that are part of the running gag with the mouse: “Ruins - Mouse Hole,“ “Snowdin - Spaghetti,“ and “Waterfall - Crystal.”

You’d think the corresponding room in Hotland would be called “Hotland -  Computer Safe,” or something. But no. It’s named in honor of Alphy’s rant about anime. And it’s not even named something detatched and objective like “anime opinion zone.“ no. its fukcin

“Hotland - Bad Opinion Zone”

And like, depending on how you interpret things (narration reflects Frisk’s thoughts, narration is Chara, or narration is a nonentity), there are three ways you could take this:

Frisk thinks Alphy’s opinions on Mew Mew 2 are bad

Chara thinks Alphy’s opinions on Mew Mew 2 are bad

Alphy’s opinions on Mew Mew 2 are objectively incorrect, and an affront to the universe itself.

[meganstarr-official-blog]

Pink Round Boi Doodle 💕

[royalphysician-deactivated20201]

tell me a secret

[buncloud]

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

[allisonsemissary-blog]

I can’t breathe

[multi-lefaiye]

Nasgatei: hey can we go to mcdonalds

Gazer: nasgatei we’re having dinner at home

Nasgatei:

Nasgatei: i hate this fucking family

[deactivated-blog]

people who can’t play Mario Odyssey be like

[mi0da-deactivated20220425]

name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant.

[uwutaro-deactivated20190809]

In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks-

So, does that make Mario a mass murderer for destroying the brick blocks and other inanimate objects he finds on his journey for powerups?

I’m just going to leave this information here.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

actually it doesn’t!!! 

the bricks that the toads were turned into are NOT the normal bricks. they’re the question blocks! that’s why you get the power ups. they’re actually rewarding you for freeing them, you’re not hurting them!

[vor-the-voice-of-reason]

You just tore down Matpat’s entire edgy Game Theory™ on this