Godâs âThe Bibleâ
In Godâs âThe Bibleâ, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
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Godâs âThe Bibleâ
In Godâs âThe Bibleâ, the main character Jesus is a very important person.
I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this
i really like this concept magolor
GIMMIE A HUG, MAN
I LOVE YOU, MAN COME HERE
being self-aware enough to realize youâre being irrational but still not being able to stop anything
if youâre not already subscribed to vinesauce i highly reccommend you do
environmental storytelling
iâm starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isnât a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.  Â
Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiotâs cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?
SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO
not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you canât even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes.Â
and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.
listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or â30 secondsâ or whatever. sometimes itâs just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.
SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest
7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest
zero items from pinterest not a single one Iâm free
facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know
 he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series âAll Hail King Julienâ. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.
he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive.Â
in âAll Hail King Julien: Exiledâ, julian starts a nightclub called âClub Moistâ. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called âI Love Your Toesâ about king julianâs feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously
this song has a full version on youtubeÂ
this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page:Â
âIn All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmotherâs life force, and she now lives inside his mind.â
also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is âFEEEEET!âÂ
i didnt need to know any of this
Display Box, for King Juliens feet after he Dies
From the Aformentioned video
Some more Fun Facts,
Mort is a mouse lemur. Mouse lemurs are otherwise known as cannibal lemurs
Mort is into vore
No really. He wants to be eaten multiple times in the show
https://toytulini.tumblr.com/post/163730280543/for-fucks-sake
OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THIS
Also remember they put this shit in the show:
if you watched All Hail King Julien, you would also know that heâs a necrophiliac.. itâs referenced like at least 5 times in the show
I changed my mind this is actually the worst thing Iâve ever seen
Best of todayâs doodles. Wow, Iâm uploading my trash for once.
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Every time I think about this one save point in Hotland, I canât stop smiling.
Like, pretty much other save point in the game is named after the location itâs in, and/or after after an object or landmark in the area.
For example, the save points that are part of the running gag with the mouse: âRuins - Mouse Hole,â âSnowdin - Spaghetti,â and âWaterfall - Crystal.â
Youâd think the corresponding room in Hotland would be called âHotland -Â Computer Safe,â or something. But no. Itâs named in honor of Alphyâs rant about anime. And itâs not even named something detatched and objective like âanime opinion zone.â no. its fukcin
âHotland - Bad Opinion Zoneâ
And like, depending on how you interpret things (narration reflects Friskâs thoughts, narration is Chara, or narration is a nonentity), there are three ways you could take this:
Frisk thinks Alphyâs opinions on Mew Mew 2 are bad
Chara thinks Alphyâs opinions on Mew Mew 2 are bad
Alphyâs opinions on Mew Mew 2 are objectively incorrect, and an affront to the universe itself.
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tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, whoâs a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didnât have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I canât breathe
Nasgatei: hey can we go to mcdonalds
Gazer: nasgatei weâre having dinner at home
Nasgatei:
Nasgatei: i hate this fucking family
people who canât play Mario Odyssey be like
name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant.
In the original story, itâs said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowserâs magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks-
So, does that make Mario a mass murderer for destroying the brick blocks and other inanimate objects he finds on his journey for powerups?
Iâm just going to leave this information here.
actually it doesnât!!!Â
the bricks that the toads were turned into are NOT the normal bricks. theyâre the question blocks! thatâs why you get the power ups. theyâre actually rewarding you for freeing them, youâre not hurting them!
You just tore down Matpatâs entire edgy Game Theory⢠on this