Cat Corner

Hello! You can call me Kit! I'm a spiritual pagan and this blog is a clusterfluff. I also run the blog strongsuggestion as a sideblog!

[jaffre]

[transbaphomet]

@goodfrogboy

[wellbutrinboy]

rowdy on main

[wellbutrinboy]

absolutely fucking lawless on main

[toshio]

[inkskinned]

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

DINOSAUR REVOLUTION

DINOSAUR REVOLUTION

D I N O S A U R R E V O L U T I O N

[chippotato-deactivated20170726]

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

EVERYBODY VOTE FOR A DINOSAUR

[sadegg]

no offense but why are men not self aware at all 

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[dappermouth]

“Cruel,” he thought, “how stories go—with men as heroes, wolves as foes.”

[iapislazuli]

facts about mort the lemur from the Madagascar series that you should know

 he is 35 years old in the movie series, and 50 years old in the spinoff series “All Hail King Julien”. however, in the madegascar timeline, this spinoff takes place before the events of the movies, suggesting it is some kind of alternate universe, or perhaps a continuity error.

he is obsessed with feet. his obsession is so consuming that it gives him the raw strength to uproot a tree with his bare hands, if given feet as an incentive. 

in “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, julian starts a nightclub called “Club Moist”. mort is the star entertainer here, going by the stage name Pork. his main act is singing a song called “I Love Your Toes” about king julian’s feet. yes. this is all entirely, 100% true. i cant make it up, seriously

this song has a full version on youtube 

this next fact i cant even think of a way to meaningfully communicate in my own words so im just gonna copy/paste an except from his wikia page: 

“In All Hail King Julien: Exiled, it is revealed that Mort is of a species that is immortal and can suck out the life force of other immortals giving them multiple personalities. This explains Smart Mort. Also, it is revealed that Mort sucked out his grandmother’s life force, and she now lives inside his mind.”

also, according to the wiki, his most important quote is “FEEEEET!” 

[celestialrunes]

i didnt need to know any of this

[toytulini]

Display Box, for King Juliens feet after he Dies

From the Aformentioned video

Some more Fun Facts,

[describingcolours]

Mort is a mouse lemur. Mouse lemurs are otherwise known as cannibal lemurs

Mort is into vore

No really. He wants to be eaten multiple times in the show

[toytulini]

https://toytulini.tumblr.com/post/163730280543/for-fucks-sake

[toytulini]

OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THIS

[dongcroncher]

Also remember they put this shit in the show:

[frist-dumblr]

if you watched All Hail King Julien, you would also know that he’s a necrophiliac.. it’s referenced like at least 5 times in the show

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I changed my mind this is actually the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[ravenclawreign]

[rattie-crew-blog]

Zack, the wrinkle potato

[bapouro]

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay  

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Thanks, Demons That Make You Gay! Good work!

[karilotl-deactivated20240706]

bro, i’m worried about this. it’s my first day. what if they don’t like each other? what if they end up unhappy

no man, don’t worry about it. you’re doing great. i believe in you and you’re doing a really excellent job, trust me

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Gay culture is reblogging Gay Culture Is posts knowing full well that’s not gay culture but rather mental illness and social alienation 

[c-bassmeow]

[black-paws-sharp-claws]

Black cat aesthetic 🐾

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[fieldbears]

“That weird lumpy bee doesn’t have SHIT on me, watch this, KOBE”

[swordlesbianopinions]

no more vagues or subtweets

engage directly in swordplay and duel for your honour

[padpaws]

spiritual therians

it’s okay if

-you’re uncomfortable with copingkin

-you don’t support fickin

-you’re grumpy about spacekin/alienkin/ghostkin/etc

we have the right to be salty about our beliefs being worn like accessories to help quirky teens feel a sense of community

but please don’t join the anti-kin folks who make fake blogs and send hate and generally be huge dicks to these people?? that’s so not cool

we don’t have to like it, but we do have to be decent human beings, y'know