エーリです！

Hi, I'm Eli! I'm 22, and hella gay. I love languages, linguistics, anime, kpop, and more importantly: cats 😻. EN🇺🇸 • ES🇵🇪 • NL🇳🇱 • PAP🇦🇼 • JP🇯🇵 (beginner)

[butternaan]

what are u romanticizing today u little homo

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[whitakerforever]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy fifth birthday, kid, sorry about Tumblr’s involvement in your birth!

[larkfeather1153]

If you have epilepsy/photosensitivity, you may want to avoid the Quick Reblog thing on mobile for the time being. For some reason the green confirmation bar at the bottom of the screen is now flashing rapidly (basically strobing) whenever I Quick Reblog a post, and Tumblr Support hasn't gotten back to me about it besides the standard list of basic troubleshooting.

[funnytwittertweets]

[xogs]

this is stupid and i love it

[faebirdie]

just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

💛 - your local actually autistic pal

p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]

[the-singing-owl]

I’m agnostic—valid points there

[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[supreme-leader-stoat]

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

[castiellesbian]

goodnight to destihellers, whoever made that convincing leaked italian dub where dean reciprocates, everyone who was featured in sarah z’s video on destielgate, everyone who just today learned that the holy water in supernatural is actually lube, everyone who has posted art with cas’ rainbow-colored wings, dean fans with gender envy, castiel and his terrible taste in cars, jackles longcon truthers, ben edlund who wrote 6x20 the man who would be king, and, as always, the latin american rogue translator

[yuki-mekishiko]

The holy water is what now?

[sunforgrace]

goodnight tumblr user yuki-mekishiko

[nikaalexandra]

nobody hates supernatural more than supernatural fans

[afandomsarchive]

nobody hates supernatural fans more than supernatural

[psychicbouquetblaze-stuff]

They wanted to bring it full circle ⭕

[falsedetective]

it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run

[sniperct]

[alicent-florent]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[tparadox]

Mario Kart 8, 2014

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[drinktilyouredead]

heres a fun throwback

[eroticlizardfiction]

I truly hate what this post has become

[shianu]

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll dissing the supernatural finale like the writers didn’t sacrifice every lead character so georgia could turn blue twice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YES THEY FUCKING CONFIRMED THE GEORGIA VOTE LIKE AN HOUR AFTER THE SUPERNATURAL FINALE, tonight is gonna be hog fucking wild here on tumblr dot mega hell

[prettyprettysharpteeth]

please GOD let me learn things from actual news sources

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME CLOISTERED IN THE CLOWNERY STOP COMPLAINING WHEN THE CLOWNS ARE YOUR ONLY CONVERSATION PARTNERS

[revolutionairyfox]

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[quantum-dragon]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nualie]

because you stole that word from french lol

Queue: consonnant sound

Queue: you can’t follow a q with a e, you need a u in between. in french u gotta

Queue: the eu sound is actually not like how you say q at all, it’s a french e sound but it’s longer (also distinguishes from the word que)

Queue: it’s a feminine word so it gets a e at the end

[gaphic]

u say that like its somehow better and not just a crushing indictment of french

[naihalden]

[kø] 😭😭 it ain’t that different from English either