NameInBullets

I wonder what people think when they see the crap that I post... I write songs and stories, I vent, I'm controversial and bitchy and if you can't handle dark humour, you'd best leave now. I go out, I get drunk, I go home and do it...

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

[titanandclank-deactivated201811]

i really want you to get that chicken man

[processintegrated]

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.

[nameinbullets]

Done! And all still in good firing condition, too 😁 Guns for my Post Shock character Liz Everett (nee Elizabeth Johnston). Taken about a month on and off to get all three done, though now I know what I'm doing, so hopefully in future it'll take less time... "Ishtar" and "Noel" are nicknamed the Twins, because they're similar in design, although Ishtar was Liz's first gun. Named for the Mesopotamian goddess of love and war, the gun was originally a gift from Liz's driver, Noah. As their relationship evolved, he left her a little "Easter egg" on a part of the gun (last pic). Noel literally fell into Liz's possession after she got herself into a fight with a client. He got a little too friendly and she used his own gun to shoot him. It was the first time she killed a person up close - usually she's more of a sniper. Joey was just a name she liked, and it seemed to fit the shotgun. Joey is her go-to for what she calls "one shot wonders" She keeps all three of them locked and loaded, ready for trouble. #postshock #larp #nerfrepaint #nerfgun #LizEverett #nerfmaverick #nerfstrongarm #nerfsledgefire #custompaintjob #charactertheme https://www.instagram.com/p/B_1Q2C_gn2P/?igshid=1qix71xs9ixxs

[testedtransgressor]

Where's the lie, though?

[nameinbullets]

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This has been my project for the past couple weeks. Between getting the individual paints and actually getting to the finished product, it's taken two weeks on and off. The amount of actual time spent on it, though, would be closer to 36 hours. I added a coat of varnish to get that shine and also to protect the paint job from any elemental damage. This is for my character Liz, for Post Shock. Can't wait to actually use it 💜 #nerfgun #nerfrepaint #firstrepaint #postshock 🎵 Lilith In Starlight // Homestuck Volume 10 (happy 4/13!) Next project: Sewing shit 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-67EL3AnJ3/?igshid=z92g2vnu269d

[gorps]

The EARN IT Bill Is the Government’s Plan to Scan Every Message Online

Imagine an Internet where the law required every message sent to be read by government-approved scanning software. Companies that handle suc

With all of the COVID-19 news and panic going on, the U.S. Government has been sneakily trying to pass the so called EARN IT Bill which would remove end-to-end encryption on messages and calls, and allow a scanning software to read all of them. Websites that don’t comply will lose protections.

[piecesolvingapuzzle]

https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/senate-bill/3398/text

Text - S.3398 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): EARN IT Act of 2020

Text for S.3398 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): EARN IT Act of 2020

Shit! This is real. It’s sponsored by Lindsay Graham so you know that it’s bad. It’s being pushed under the guise of preventing child exploitation, like SESTA-FOSTA was, and according to my understanding of it, forces web services to turn over private messages.

[piecesolvingapuzzle]

Ok, so I did more than ten minutes of research on this and HOLY FUCK!!! Basically, nothing you do on the internet is gonna be safe, everything gets recorded and if you so much as make a peep about anything remotely illegal, you’re kinda screwed. This is gonna mean serious trouble for LGBT folks if other world governments can build off of this.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Reblogging this here since it will be seen by more people this way.

I’m genuinely not surprised, this is what they were always trying to head towards.

[dannybagpipesarecalling]

Sorry, adding to this.  Here’s a link to contact Senators:  https://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

And here’s how to find your representative:https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[goathazard]

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

[goathazard]

Humans are wild, huh?

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

[drawlight]

“My mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of disaster, I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers — so many caring people in this world.” - Fred Rogers

[nameinbullets]

[gomjabbar]

thank god for snowden. good to know where he stands

[silver-streaked-wings]

I’m like 99% sure this is a joke but just so everyone knows this is fake https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/biden-bury-a-dog-on-stage/

[gomjabbar]

link you posted didn’t load. can’t load the website. this is real

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

I already checked Snopes and it was rated True. There’s no excuse for animal cruelty and somebody has to hold Joe Biden accountable.

[guerrillatech]

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

[charlesoberonn]

If we provided everyone with their basic needs regardless of work status, people wouldn’t stop working. They would just start working for the things they care about and find meaningful in their own right, and not just for the pay which they will no longer need to survive.

[mg-dl]

I’m curious how we’d “provide everyone with their basic needs”. Please, enlighten me on how you’ll feed everyone. Do we stop paying farmers? Do we force them to grow crops and feed cattle at gunpoint? It’s a lot less fun to be outside at 2 AM helping a cow give birth than it is to play Minecraft for 10 hours straight. 

[dashaibo]

Firefighters are treated like here and, oftentimes, do it to protect their and their neighbor’s property (a selfish motive)

Wikipedia is a gigantic Honeypot for intelligence organizations worldwide and is mainly edited by, like, 400 very shady accounts

Minecraft is fun

Open Source coders oftentimes get some serious industry connections and can quickly move up in the world if they’re good enough

Now go clean the sewers, the Commune has designated you the shit boy

[nameinbullets]

See, things that literally nobody wants to do could be dished out as punishment. I know farmers who get up at 2am to birth a calf because they feel accomplishment and a sense of fulfillment by doing their work - if farmers were in it for the money, I guarantee you most of them would have quit two years into the role.

There are people who enjoy making food, but the ingredients cost is the reason they ask you to pay. Give them the ingredients for free and ask that they provide their art for free, and they will.

Not everybody is motivated by money. Getting paid for what you love just makes it easier to pursue that as a business venture rather than as a mere hobby - and if nobody needed money to support their hobby, then they'll have more time to perfect that craft, and be more happy to provide free product or service.

True, there'd be some selfish wankers. That's how socialism can become communism - but to assume that people ONLY work for money, and that money is the sole purpose of our existence, is just stupid.

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[michigrim]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BACKSTORY THOUGH

JAKE ADELSTEIN COVERS THE YAKUZA BEAT AS A FREELANCE JOURNALIST AND JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW THESE DUDES

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[gaypeopletwitter]

[captainlordauditor]

#honestly #have suspected I might be bi for a while now #but didn’t expect to see it confirmed in a post about ikea furniture #because I actively enjoy building the stuff #and nearly everyone around me thinks I’m insane

[scarecrowqueen]

Building IKEA furniture competently is the wlw superpower.

[systlin]

You just follow the instructions it ain’t even hard.

[bellecreates]

Bitch, not only CAN I build IKEA furniture, I actually ENJOY building IKEA furniture!

[theewrites-tf2]

Engineer: Mornin Yall, how's the day going so far?

Spy: I wasn't aware you can get drunk off of two mimosas, yet here I am.

Scout: I have an aggressive hicky that actually hurts, I think I need an icepack.

Medic: I haven't been able to see my own hands in over an hour... Thankfully, Heavy was nice enough to let me borrow his!

Heavy: Is my turn with hands, give them back.

Demoman: I own a country now (?)

Soldier: I AM a country now!

Sniper: y'know that thing where you accidentally get two boyfriends and you wanted neither? Think it's happenin. again.

Engineer:

Engineer: Pyro how's your morning been please say somethin vaguely normal for a Monday

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[pageoftowers]

Yes I needed these in my life thank you

[argumate]

it seems impossible to deliberately deescalate the makeup arms race without trash talking women who continue to participate.

[argumate]

I mean you can put all the blame on the perfidy of patriarchy and/or capitalism, but having done so that makes the crime of continued collaboration even worse.

[argumate]

it’s tough to stop people from taking actions that benefit them individually while hurting the community as a whole unless you have some kind of binding mechanism that imposes costs on people for defecting.

[argumate]

and obviously “men should shun women who put too much effort into constructing a particular aesthetic” has downsides as a pro-woman strategy.

[th4nkyoub3n]

i’d say “women should shun men who don’t put as much effort in makeup as they do” but i don’t think anyone would go with that either

[argumate]

at least if everyone shunned everybody else that would solve a number of social issues, and a global pandemic is the perfect time to start!

[cuncinnity]

Uruk, Iraq 

[f0rgemaster]

The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful

“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”

I like this version more