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21 He/Him Idk I'm strange

[namestuff342]

About Me!!

Idk if people are actually gonna look at my posts but idrc I feel like I'm being boring just reblogging random things and not contributing at all

My name is Lime (yes like the fruit it's a long story) and my pronouns are he/they

Idk if I'm gay or bi but I only like when guys do most things I'm attracted to sooo

My birthday is January 6 2003

When it comes to my kinks I'd say it's

Burps

Farts

Watersports

Everything else

I'm not a furry and I'm not into scat, vomiting, or feeder/weight gain but I don't really mind them so I might repost things that include them since they usually come with gas content and I've gotten used to mostly ignoring them

I'm probably only gonna post random horny thoughts I have and maybe videos I've found

[the-ratwizard]

You're studying in your dorm room, and they're asleep, sprawled out on your bed, legs across your lap. As you're admiring the peaceful set of their face, a roiling groan swirls through their middle. It doesn't sound comfortable, and isn't based on the way their eyebrows knit together in their sleep. Another chain of dense gurgles has them squirming, and now you're concerned.

You try to go back to studying, but the tumultuous whines and glugs are only getting more persistent. They whimper softly, then flop onto their side. The movement frees a wet blurp from their guts, followed by an avalanche of bubbles that you can hear traveling up their throat. You worry they're about to be sick.

Instead they burp. Once. Twice. Three times. Each one big and airy, rumbling in their chest before passing cleanly out their slack throat. They finish with a relieved sigh, lips quirking up into a smile.

You blink, then break into a grin a moment later. You can't resist giving their belly a little pat on their behalf. It responds with a gaseous rumble that races up their throat, exploding into an impressively loud belch. Too loud apparently. They wake with a start before they even finish burping. The sound changes in pitch as they jerk upright, finishing soft and bubbly.

Blinking sleep from their eyes, they bringing up their hand to cover a small after burp. They turn to you, brows knitting together as they try to piece together what happened.

You suppress a giggle. "Have a nice nap?"

"I—yeah." They shake their head, still disoriented. "Did you burp?"

[the-ratwizard]

You see your partner doing dishes, and go to hug them from behind. You nuzzle into their neck, drawing a contented hum out of them as they relax against you. Encouraged, you snake your arms around their waist, pulling them closer.

"Oh, wait, hold on," they grunt, trying to loosen your hold. "Don't squeeze. You're gonna make me burp."

Face buried in their neck, you smirk to yourself and tighten your grip.

Surprised, they inhale sharply. You feel a low growl pass through their belly, feel it rumble up their throat, feel it push into their mouth right before they crane their neck to direct a rumbling BwuUOorp away from you. You also feel the contented burble that rolls through their stomach after, like a sigh of relief.

"I warned you," their tone is teasing, but you can tell they're blushing. "Hope you're proud of yourself."

You are.

[pervyidiott]

Love fart stories that aren't inherently kinky and just characters and their lives and they happen to fart alot

[justasslove]

Boyfriend who lets out wall-peeling farts in bed. Boyfriend who always eats a healthy portion of dinner, laying down, full and comfortable as him stomach works through the food. Boyfriend who shifts lightly to fart, loud and clear, letting out sighs or groans of pleasure after each relieving release of gas. Farts that raise the humidity and temperature of the whole room, ripped right in your bed, under the covers where they will linger. His satisfied smile after each burst of gas, because farting is one of the most pleasurable and natural things a man can do. He's enjoying himself and you're not going to ruin the mood with your bitching. So you smile sweetly at him, no matter how bad the stench assulting your nose gets. You have zero right to act out or complain, you're going to be a sweet and agreeable girlfriend as you always are. You're glad he's making himself comfortable.

[justasslove]

Boyfriend who pushes your head under the covers. Boyfriend who overpowers you, no matter how much you struggle and traps you sealed tight under the blanket as he farts. Boyfriend who likes forcing you to smell it, who presses his ass aganist your face and farts, boyfriend who laughs at your struggles and gags and tears.

It's just a prank. Plenty of boyfriends do it to their girlfriends. It's really funny. You'll eat his farts if you really love him. It's perfectly normal that he does this to you and he really likes doing this to you. You should get used to it. He's not gonna stop, it's way too entertaining. He loves seeing your reaction.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[belliesandburps]

Finished a 9 panel reward sequence featuring a nice and stuffed Raihan after finishing a live streaming mukbang requested by his subscribers.

[the-ratwizard]

Voyeurism and eructo pair so nicely. Like:

Imagine watching someone burp all alone. Observing as they indulge in the mundanity, the simple necessity of it. There's no one to perform for. They're not concerned with either stifling themself or showing off. They just allow the air to vent up and out whenever the need arises. Imagine seeing those intimate moments. Driving home from work and thumping their chest to release a burp they held in all day. Watching TV and punctuating the sound track with soft belches. Showering and relaxing further into the hot water each time they coax up a burp. Singing to themself while they cook and not even breaking rhythm when they burp over a lyric. Reading in bed and letting up any residual air they swallowed with dinner. Not trying to control the volume. Suppressing nothing. Barely noticing they're burping at all. Just existing.

[burpinparadise]

As someone who likes to observe, I found this SO HOOOOOT!!

Nothing is sexier than the mundanity of a burp. The performance is hot, but the simplicity of a non-performance is way hotter. It's just a lazy, umprompted eruption, and you can look it like you watch a film at the movies.

It's beautiful...

[the-ratwizard]

Well said! I feel like a lot of us are probably observers. By its nature, a burp kink kinda invites voyeurism. We fixate on a normal bodily function that other people don’t think twice about. Even if they know you’re observing, they probably don’t understand the spirit of that observation, so you’re still basically on the other side of that metaphorical window looking in.

[baatw1ng]

he was soo gassy in this whole stream

[burpsinn-deactivated20210125]

If you like natural burps, I drank a ton of beer last night and was just letting them go. Enjoy!

[belchdump5469]

Hot

[burpguys-deactivated20231230]

Belch off with game buddies

[fizziielfowo]

If I was in their voice chat party I would have gone INSANE 😭😵‍💫😵‍💫

That-second-to-last one made me actually throb oml 😵‍💫

[eliostory]

When you find out your best friend farts better than you — and he's not ashamed about it. 💨

[baatw1ng]

he was soo gassy in this whole stream

[baatw1ng]

closed mouth burps from my favourite youtube-burper

[the-ratwizard]

I want to burp somebody. Oooh I want to burp somebody so bad. I want to wait until they finish their soda, then thump them on the back, knocking a big, carbonated burp out of them "by mistake." I want to press just the right spot on their belly when they're full, coaxing out a deep relieving belch. I want to hug them a little too hard, squeezing out a little burp they were trying to suppress. I want to work a burp out of someone who'd rather it stay in. I want to ease a burp out of someone who's dying for it to come out. I want to burp someone who thinks it's embarrassing. Someone who wants it. Someone who needs it. Someone who thinks it's as hot as I do. Preferably all of those things at once.

[whitemanburps]

WHITE MALE ALPHA BUUUURP

[emoticonheart]

placing/holding up a fist to your mouth is so synonymous with burping in my mind that it actually kinda pisses me off when it's used in any other context. like i've seen people do it while coughing, yawning, talking with their mouth full, etc. like... that's the burping gesture. you gotta burp now.