You know what this fandom needs? The characters writing game walkthroughs for other games.
Flowey has the in-depth completionist’s guide. Just the biggest and most in-depth guide imaginable without a lot of emotion behind it, but it does call you can idiot about 74 times.
Alphys has the deep, rambling guide that breaks off into her opinions of each cut scene and which routes are best and omg you HAVE to unlock this part and omg sorry she got off track um she THINKS what you do here is… Wait hang on that got changed in the update let me just….
Undyne just tells you to fight your way through everything. Get STRONGER!!! It’s just the git gud diaries with little time for the other parts of the game. It’s all about those combat strategies, and only the GOOD combat strategies that face danger HEAD ON! And save EVERYBODY!!! With a few guides in there on how to help certain NPCs she really loves and cherishes.
Mettaton’s walkthrough is a video with so many special effects and dramatic edits that you aren’t sure if it’s the same game or not, but damn if the videos aren’t entertaining
Papyrus’s guide is very… Odd. It’s… actually not even for the right game??? You don’t even know what game his guide is for. The game he’s describing doesn’t seem to exist, or maybe you’ve just never heard of it. But it’s not this one. Maybe he’s confused. Maybe you’re confused. He has contact info at the bottom though and says “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU NEED ANY EXTRA HELP I’M ALWAYS AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!” If you do ask for advice, it always seems just a little off. Also he seems to always know what buttons you just pressed and it’s a little creepy. But somehow he gets you through with the most backward and cryptic advice he can give.
Sans’s walkthrough is a single .txt document that just says “later” and a URL to another document which says “do” and a link to another doc that says “later.” This goes on for a while but if you continue to shuffle through docs, eventually it links you to a barebones password prompt. The answer is fartmaster, misspelled. When you unlock it and get into that site, it’s just another text document with an ASCII hard hat, some lorem ipsem, and a button that plays a fart noise.












































