Manager: I’ve called this meeting for the cleaning staff. It has come to our attention that you have been neglecting the dust on numerous surfaces in this facility. If you cannot perform in your duties to keep this place clean for our seniors then we will be looking into new cleaning services.
Maid: *raises hand* We HAVE been dusting! The seniors put it back on and we can’t keep up!
Manager: Why would they do that?
Nurse: Um… They’re really invested in dusting for fingerprints. I think they even have a competition amongst themselves to collect a fingerprint from everyone else in the nursing home. If they collect and correctly match a fingerprint from all the residents and staff, then Lauren says she’ll give them a turn on her jetpack.
Manager: I thought we confiscated that. It’s locked in my suite with an alarm pad. They’d need a code to get in there.
Nurse: … Did you use gloves when you touched the alarm pad?
Manager: No. Why would I use-
Nurse: Oh god! Lauren has her jetpack back!