Nanny's Knickerleg

You never know what you're gonna find... But you'll wish you hadn't looked! 18+ content! A grown-woman's fanblog for TMNT, Tom Hiddleston, Biker Mice From Mars, my own ramblings, and other things that I don't think anyone would care to read but I wanted to share anyway.

[thegirlwiththebikermicetattoo]

[deadlyflan]

Honestly, I really appreciate the neutrality about tcest. It's fine to dislike whatever and not want to see it, but the way people act when they suspect anything even just Might be tcest is kinda crazy. You're fine reading about or looking at art of them being dismembered and brutalized and so on but a consensual relationship with no actual terrible consequences like heterosexual real-life incest is so awful you specifically have to yell about not interacting with you or looking at your art?

I'm not a proshipper or whatever, but people need to learn to use their blacklists better.

I'm old. I remember an internet that had no filters. There were no blocklists. You just visited people's personal GeoCities or Angelfire or Tripod websites that they built themselves and hoped that they'd give you a clue before you clicked the links on their site. You just kind of accepted the risk that by being online you were kinda... in public... and anything could happen. Even on ff net, with its teensy summary sentences, you could get jumpscared. It wasn't great! But we didn't have anything better. I also remember an internet where people who wrote "yaoi" fiction, slash fiction, m/m fiction were treated like freaks. The "THAT'S NOT CANON" Brigade had so many pitchforks. Lots of people, even those speaking in defense of the right to cast characters as gay in their stories, would start with caveats like, "I'm not into this, but..." or, "Let me tell you my thoughts on yaoi..." That was ALSO not great! But human beings were just getting used to the idea of unlimited online communication and all kinds of prejudices and personal limits were clashing.

I have been lucky enough to make so many friends in TMNT fandom over the years. No matter what they read or what they wrote, the coolest folks have always been those who treated everybody with kindness. We've got the tools to label and filter now! It should be easier than ever to share our wonderful Green Guys in ways that respect each others' boundaries. I'm glad you enjoy my chill vibe. Live and Let write. <3 --Kyabetsu

[rowanisawriter]

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult

[mr-3rr0r]

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

[chomping-radishes]

oops, all tangerine

[brightlotusmoon]

What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway? - TV Tropes

This refers to a special ability of someone on a team such as a Five-Man Band who is so specialized as to seem useless in most situations. U

[catbowserauthor]

I find it so funny that Ma Ti from Captain Planet (the origin of the “what kind of lame power is heart!” title) is canonically the strongest of all the powers—mind control, command of animals, and Captain Planey LITERALLY CANNOT FORM of heart is not present. Because it is what lets the other powers talk to each other and work together.

Gee…who does that remind me of?

[brightlotusmoon]

They finally touched on that in canon when Ma-Ti ran off and they literally couldn't summon Captain Planet for most of the episode. That was fun. Then Heart shows up and it's a whole explosion of power.

[catbowserauthor]

Yep! And another where he uses it to force the villain to face the evil in their own heart. They pass out because they can’t handle it.

[brightlotusmoon]

I can see all versions of Mikey doing that in their unique ways. You did a whole fanfic where 87 Mikey broke through to Barney!

[catbowserauthor]

Yep and 03 Mikey will get his turn too

[brightlotusmoon]

You know I want in on that.

[pvtpunsart]

i hope you get worse actually

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[proceduralbob]

You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?

Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[kishi07]

Heh-

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[myspace]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004)

[shimejikin]

charlie kirk died fighting for the right to be a nazi, and his children are too young to even have any memories of him by the time theyre adults. charlie kirk died at age 31 after making turning point usa at age 18. all his life ever was and ever will be is being a piece of shit, unpleasant and unhappy nazi, before being shot by a gun. a gun he fought for the right for the shooter to have and use in the way they did. its just insane.

[averycleverpuniwillthinkoflater]

Relistening to Soul Music and the Dean getting obssesed with music with rocks in and going through his edgy teenage rebellion phase at about 70 is one of my favourite discworld bits.

The Dean said nothing at all. His eyes were glazed. Sparks crackled in his hair. He was wondering if he'd be allowed to paint his bedroom black .

'You've never been musical, Dean,' said Ridcully. 'It's one of your good points. Why the sudden interest - what have you got on your feet?' The Dean looked down. 'I thought you were a bit taller,' said Ridcully. 'You standing on a couple of planks?' 'They're just thick soles,' said the Dean. 'Just . . . just something the dwarfs invented, I suppose . . . dunno . . . found them in my closet . . . Modo the gardener says he thinks they're crepe.' 'That's strong language for Modo, but I'd say he's right enough.' 'No . . . it's a kind of rubbery stuff . . .' said the Dean, dismally.

'Runes, please take the Dean's hat off for him, will you?' said Ridcully. 'I assure you-' The hat came off. Something long and greasy and very nearly the same pointy shape flopped forward. 'Dean,' said Ridcully eventually, 'what have you done to your hair? It looks like a spike at the front and a duck's arse, excuse my Klatchian, at the back. And it's all shiny.' 'Lard. That'd be the bacon smell,' said the Lecturer. 'That's true,' said Ridcully, 'but what about the floral smell?' 'mumblemumblemumblelavendermumble,' said the Dean sullenly. 'Pardon, Dean?' 'I said it's because I added lavender oil,' said the Dean loudly. 'And some of us happen to think it's a nifty hairstyle, thank you so very much. Your trouble, Archchancellor, is that you don't understand people of our age!' 'What . . . you mean seven months older than me?' said Ridcully. This time the Dean hesitated. 'What did I just say?' he said.

[mkthedingus]

Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1)

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Once again, I started doing a quick sketch and it quickly tumbled into a huge project. So enjoy this comic based on the scrapped Mikey turtle tot episode!

[minishflea]

They are in your walls