It's the perfect denial.

Jackie, I'm 32 and I come here to run away from that oh-so-lovely thing called life. I like a variety of things and I love hockey and cute animals because who doesn't love cute animals. If it makes me laugh, I share it. If it makes me think, I share it.

[devilstrip]

“not all men”

you’re right. keanu reeves would never.

[unicornships]

same Chandler, same. #adulthood

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

[retrogamingblog]

Moltres IRL

[warmcafes-archive]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[token-evil-teammate]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

[zoneofacceptance]

[foodandanimalgifs]

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

[wistful-pigeon]

Is this Chewbacca’s ghost

[aurel1us]

Jesus Christ.

[brighteyesandstardust]

these beautiful creatures…. look like that underwater

[marciaillust]

Frosty Fruit ❄️

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[protect-and-love-animals]

I Photograph The Adventures Of My Ginger Cat

My name is Cutlet (Kotleta) cat, and I am the red muse of the photographer Kristina Makeeva from Moscow.

I am almost 6 years old, 5.5 of which I have been working as an inspirer and professional model with my personal photographer in Moscow.

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[what-ohhellnah-holdup-huh-ohokay]

Bob: Do you seriously not get it? Linda: No, I got it. She’s a Nun. She’s a cranky Nun.

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[hustleinatrap]

[dialgaarchive-deactivated201812]

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

[glowysweetfab]

😂😂😂😂😂

[4rch0n]

[ampervadasz]

:D

[fiftiesdoll-deactivated20181119]

boys will be boys